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newspaper rounded adj. Drunk by closing time, and sent round the neighbourhood with material for every letterbox. newspaperboyed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the morning's news from house to house without having been asked. newspaperdomed adj. Too drunk to remain in the ordinary world, but still active within its editorial outskirts. newspapered (/ˈnjuːsˌpeɪpəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and folded into several sections without obvious purpose. Jadelynne was newspapered by the taxi, with one sleeve serving as the business section. newspaperesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace plain speech with compact phrases of impressive vagueness. newspaperishnessed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the tone, proportions and general authority of cheap print. newspaperismed adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and now preferring sensation to proportion. Rokko got newspaperismed and treated a missing umbrella as a matter of public concern. newspaperlanded adj. You have drunk enough to belong, temporarily, to the people who publish the morning's distractions. newspapermanned (/ˈn(j)uspeɪpəɹˌmænd/) adj. You are drunk and editing the evening into paragraphs that nobody commissioned. Brajon was newspapermanned and corrected the landlord's account of the previous Tuesday. newspaperpersonned adj. Of a drinker: presently gathering, arranging and delivering facts of limited consequence. Graclynn was newspaperpersonned, collecting accounts of who had left through which door. newspaperwomanned adj. Of a drinker who has begun producing copy from the room's minor disturbances. newspeaked (/ˈn(j)uːspiːkd/) adj. A drinker who replaces clear answers with phrases that leave the matter pleasantly unresolved. Dashari became newspeaked and said the taxi was experiencing a strategic absence. newspersonned adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes an assignment, with witnesses and follow-up questions. newsplanned adj. The state of being drunk and pricing the evening according to an advertising schedule. newsposted adj. The condition of a drinker who has sent a message to everyone and forgotten the subject. newsprinted adj. The drunkenness of one who has become thin, absorbent and easily marked by events. Shivan was newsprinted, taking the smallest remark and spreading it across the whole evening.