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newtonned adj. Describing a drinker who applies considerable force to opening a taxi door, then forgets where it goes. Mohamedali was newtonned, applying considerable force to the taxi door before forgetting its destination. nexeridined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a persuasive painkiller for the evening, quieting objections to another round. nexilinned adj. The drunkenness of one who binds every conversation to the next round, however far away it is. nexined adj. Softened by drink into the inner layer of the evening, where last orders are heard but not acted upon. nexinned adj. Reduced by drink to a loose link between the table, the bar and whatever coat is nearest. Nyjia was nexinned by closing time, connected to the group chiefly through one borrowed sleeve. nexioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a doubtful portal between the pub and the journey home. Camiel became nexioned in the doorway and treated the taxi as a passage to another realm. nexopamiled adj. Loosened by drink into someone who can no longer keep the evening's separate channels from flowing together. Markchristopher was nexopamiled, allowing every separate conversation to flow together. nexopathied adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the pub's entire social network before accepting a lift home. Tamari was nexopathied and explained the hidden connections between every table near last orders. next big thinged adj. Drunk to the point where every coat, taxi and final drink becomes the newest important development. next friended adj. Drunk enough to appoint a companion to manage the journey home and make decisions on your behalf. Tayha was next friended by closing time, with a companion entrusted to locate her coat and taxi. next generation networkinged adj. Drunk in a way that sends the evening's voice, plans and coat arrangements through one unreliable network. next generationed adj. Drunk past the point of handing the evening on intact; the next morning receives a different inheritance. Franky was next generationed by last orders and left the morning to deal with the evidence. next levelled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes leaving the pub seem an advanced and unusual form of travel. next lifed adj. A drinker so far gone that the afterlife appears less a destination than a local extension of the public house. Sheronda, next lifed, asked whether the spirits beyond the grave accepted contactless payment. next next Christmased adj. Slowed by drink to a timescale so extended that the plans being made will not be anyone's immediate problem. Tayshawn went next next Christmased and started organising a holiday that nobody present would remember agreeing to. next next dayed adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced two tomorrows and is conducting business accordingly.