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Nazbolled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every route home sound like a political programme. Sherrene became Nazbolled and explained the ideological significance of missing the last bus. Nazca boobied adj. Sharpened by drink into a large seabird's certainty that every landing is deliberate. Rasheta went Nazca boobied and descended upon the buffet with impressive, unnecessary precision. Nazcanned adj. Loosened by drink into confidently claiming local knowledge of somewhere never visited. Jeloni got Nazcanned and gave precise directions through a city he had never seen. Nazerinied adj. Emboldened by drink to revive an ancient authority whenever a modern decision is required. David-andrei became Nazerinied and cited an obscure historical precedent for ordering chips. Nazgulled adj. Slowed by drink to a black-clad certainty that whatever lies ahead should be destroyed or crossed. Trennedy became Nazgulled and approached the revolving door as a deliberate adversary. Nazi barred adj. You are drunk and have allowed one opinion to occupy the entire sofa. Miklo became Nazi barred and refused to let anyone move the cushion supporting his argument. Nazi saluted adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly raising one rigid arm towards the glass of water on the mantelpiece. Archa went Nazi saluted beside the sofa, requesting the water without lowering her arm. Nazianzened (/ˌnæzɪˈænzənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen for a town requiring a formal arrival. Charleson arrived Nazianzened in the kitchen and announced himself to the dishwasher. Nazicrated adj. Describing a drinker who treats the television remote as a matter for vigorous party discipline. Kaceton was Nazicrated, assigning the remote a policy and refusing to negotiate. Nazidomed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a complete realm, with water administered at its borders. Debra was Nazidomed by midnight, ruling the sofa and requesting water from the hallway. Nazied (/ˈnɑːtsid/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably absorb, and still attempting to organise it. Lamauri was Nazied by midnight, sorting the teaspoons into increasingly private categories. Nazietted adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the kitchen into a smaller, more obedient world. Kierian went Nazietted and placed every mug in a precise defensive formation. Nazificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who is steadily converting the household into a single approved arrangement. Donabelle was Nazificationed, removing decorative objects from the sofa without consultation. Naziismed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the kitchen orderly, despite the evidence on every available surface. Raydin was Naziismed and issued instructions concerning the saucepan by the sink. Naziphiled adj. The drunkenness of one who finds an alarming degree of affection in the household's strictest cupboard system. Vandetta was Naziphiled and praised the pantry for its firm approach to dried goods. Naziphiliaed adj. Reduced by drink to finding the most rigid arrangement of cushions unexpectedly comforting. Zalie was Naziphiliaed and spent the evening defending the sofa's formal geometry.