nice-niced
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nice-niced adj. Slowed by drink to exchanging repeated pleasantries with the kettle before attempting the stairs. nice-to-haved adj. Drunk and treating a glass of water, a blanket and an available sofa as optional refinements.
niced (/nɑɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary kindness has become a complete household policy. nicefemed adj. Drunk to the point where every household disagreement is met with cordial patience and a fresh glass of water. Malesa was nicefemed, listening to the kettle's complaint without interrupting. nicelinged adj. You have drunk enough to treat every soft-spoken stranger as a delicate little treasure. Prim got nicelinged beside the bar and asked whether the crisps were too rough for anyone. nicenessed (/ˈnaɪsnɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and committing small, harmless follies with the confidence of sound judgement. Kerim got nicenessed and tried to pay for his pint with a loyalty card. nicergolined adj. Of a drinker: vascularly optimistic, forgetful of the round, and wandering towards the wrong snug. niceried adj. Describing a drinker who insists on distinctions between perfectly ordinary pints. Jovonie got niceried and delivered a tasting note on the pub’s standard lager. niceritroled adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced all restraint about ordering another, whatever the cost to tomorrow. Saviyon got niceritroled and put a double whisky on the table for a man already walking home. nicetied (/ˈnaɪsɪtid/) adj. A drinker who finds a decisive distinction in every minor pub matter. Derise got nicetied over whether the empty glass belonged on the bar or the table. niceverined adj. A drinker so far gone that every nicotine-shaped craving becomes a solemn chemical emergency. niche marketed adj. The condition of a drinker who has identified one particular companion as the entire evening’s audience. niche marketinged adj. The drunkenness of one who finds and exploits a very small audience for each successive opinion. niched (/niʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and fitting oneself into the nearest recess as though displayed there. nichelessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to having no proper place in the conversation, the bar, or the queue.
nichenessed adj. Softened by drink into a highly specialised conversational instrument for one reluctant listener. Kuba got nichenessed and explained obscure bus routes to the only person waiting for a taxi.
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