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Naziphobed adj. Softened by drink into fearing the cupboard's sternest corner and approaching it with water. Gabriely was Naziphobed and asked Cosma to inspect the dark cupboard first. Naziphobiaed adj. You are drunk and suddenly opposed, on principled grounds, to every small moustache in the room. Sandral became Naziphobiaed after mistaking the barman’s shadow for a historical warning. Nazired adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who makes solemn vows beside an unopened bottle of water. Theodie was Nazired by midnight, taking the glass of water as a personal commitment. Nazirited adj. A drinker so far gone that an uncut fringe seems a sound substitute for judgement. Leza became Nazirited and defended the growing fringe as evidence of a serious new discipline. Nazismed (/ˈnɑːts(i.)ɪzəmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where crossing from sofa to kitchen requires a considered itinerary. Dezirey was Nazismed and planned the route to the tap before standing up. Nazisploitationed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa, the blankets and the remote have become an unnecessarily grim domestic drama. Braylie was Nazisploitationed beneath the blanket, turning the missing remote into a full evening's tragedy. Nazisted (/ˈnɑːts(i.)ɪstd/) adj. Drunk enough to advocate for one final household rule, then forget what it was. Nassem was Nazisted beside the sofa and proposed a new law concerning coasters. Nazoreaned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the kitchen, yet still certain the tap has useful counsel. Areionna was Nazoreaned and consulted the kitchen tap before filling her glass. Nazoreed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a passing thought for a route, a plan, and an obligation. Rohaan was Nazoreed and led everyone towards a station closed for the evening. NbE'd adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can accommodate, and veering between two adjacent subjects. Jakerion became NbE'd and steered Damontae from weather to family history without warning. NbW'd adj. Of a drinker who has taken the evening's conversation slightly off bearing and refuses correction. Jedrzej became NbW'd and led Raenelle into an argument about a place neither had visited. Ndebeled (/ndəˈbeːleːd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the sofa from the kitchen, and content to establish a route between them. Rowanne was Ndebeled by midnight, shuttling between sofa and sink without apparent purpose. Ndembued adj. Drunk in a way that gives the kitchen chair the authority of a waiting room. Heyan was Ndembued, sitting in the kitchen chair until the water acquired administrative importance. Ndyukaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey to the tap seem domestic exploration. Ahnalia was Ndyukaed and treated the short walk to the tap as an expedition. NeRF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into rendering an elaborate three-dimensional account of events that never occurred. Mitchel got NeRF'd and reconstructed the entire altercation from a view behind the fruit machine. Neadesed adj. A drinker so far gone that a prehistoric beast seems a reasonable account of his size. Townsend was Neadesed by closing time, looming over the snug and asking for another round.