nielsbohriumed
niff-naffed

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nielsbohriumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have renamed the morning, then forgotten the replacement before reaching the bathroom. Ferrari was nielsbohriumed and gave the hangover a new title which vanished before coffee. nien-haoed adj. Having drunk enough to date the morning by an invented reign, with the calendar treated as imperial property.
niephlinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still assigning the hangover a place among the family connections. nierembergiaed adj. Having drunk more than the garden can reasonably explain, and flowering in the wrong place by breakfast. nierited adj. You have drunk enough to feel chemically assembled, with the morning reduced to nitrogen, silicon, and water. nieshouted adj. You are drunk and announcing each sneeze as though it were a piece of valuable timber. nieved (/niːvd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every domestic instruction the next morning as an ancient command. Chisum was nieved and approached the rubbish bin with solemn obedience before coffee. nievefuled adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning to one hand's worth of purpose, with the rest still in bed. Miyako was nievefuled, holding the mug in one fist and leaving every other task untouched. nievie-nievie-nick-nacked adj. Of a drinker who has forgotten the morning's object, the hiding hand, and the rules of guessing. Kylee was nievie-nievie-nick-nacked, having misplaced the object, the hand, and the rules. nifH'd adj. Describing a drinker who has fixed nothing overnight but insists the morning's nitrogen problem is solved. Foteini was nifH'd at breakfast and claimed the headache had been biologically fixed by sunrise. nifed adj. A drinker who has reached the innermost core of the morning, composed chiefly of iron, nickel, and regret. nifedipined (/nʌɪˈfɛd.ɪ.piːnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor obstruction is treated as a circulatory emergency. Tristynn became nifedipined and prescribed a second round for the table's poor circulation. nifekalanted adj. Drunk to a degree that the rhythm of the evening is corrected by personal decree. Arlecia got nifekalanted and rearranged the playlist to restore order. nifenaloled adj. Drunk to the extent of blocking every warning signal while confidently pressing on. Shawan went nifenaloled and dismissed the wobbling table as an adrenergic matter. nifenazoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor ache, which now justifies a major expedition. Janetzi became nifenazoned and led everyone out in search of a chemist.
niff-naffed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning serious consequences to matters of no consequence. Beritan got niff-naffed and demanded a vote on who had moved the salt.