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niffed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the bad smell is a rival's strategic attack. Venisha was niffed and blamed the mysterious odour on the landlord's enemies. niffered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every exchange as a shrewd bargain. Deylen became niffered and traded his umbrella for a half-eaten sandwich.
nifflered adj. Still drunk, and wielding a harmless household implement with the authority of a foreman. nifkinned adj. Too drunk to sit sensibly, yet certain that the furniture is at fault. Richenda became nifkinned and blamed the chair for her unplanned change of posture. nifled adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a trifling matter the central decision of the evening. Juanmiguel went nifled and spent twenty minutes choosing between two identical crisps. niflumic acided adj. Having drunk enough to prescribe a remedy for every joint in the room. Gyneth became niflumic acided and diagnosed Jaritza's chair as the source of her hip trouble. nifontovited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can structurally contain, and now crystallising into mineral certainty. Dekota got nifontovited and explained the bar's geology to a doubtful barman. nifted (/ˈnɪftd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat a niece as the obvious authority on adult decisions. Nashara became nifted and asked her niece to approve the route home. niftied (/ˈnɪftid/) adj. Of a drinker: relating every questionable decision with the confidence of a seasoned raconteur. niftinessed adj. You are drunk and convinced that every improvised decision possesses exceptional polish. nifuradened adj. Of a drinker who has confidently applied a local remedy to a problem occurring several miles away. nifuraldezoned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a surface solution for a cure to the entire evening. nifuratelled adj. A drinker who confidently treats every social complication as a local infestation. nifurmeroned adj. A drinker so far gone that fungal-looking decisions are mistaken for sound policy. Kaesyn got nifurmeroned and proposed drying the wet carpet with the pub's table fans. nifuroquined adj. The state of being drunk and applying a surface remedy to an increasingly deepening problem.
nifuroxazided adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken an oral solution to a problem best left unchewed.