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nigger-killered adj. The state of being drunk and sweetly determined to improve a baked root vegetable by force of opinion. nigger-knockered adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted the steady, officious bearing of a pub security baton. nigger-lovered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become excessively protective of every unattended pint in the room. niggerfished adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, patient circling of the bar before making a simple choice. niggerisationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a friendly gathering into a systematic exercise in making everyone feel less human. Christann became niggerisationed and reduced the quiz team to categories on a beer mat. niggerizinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every wooden surface seems to require treatment, pressure and a coal-tar solution. Ellaina was niggerizinged and proposed preserving the bar top against imaginary acid. niggerlovered adj. Reduced by drink to championing lost causes, especially the final neglected pint on the table. Treyvian was niggerlovered and rescued the abandoned half from beside the fruit machine. niggertoed adj. Of a drinker: small, hard, and unexpectedly difficult for companions to get moving. Karn was niggertoed beneath the table, resisting every reasonable proposal to go home. niggeted (/ˈnɪ.d͡ʒətd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a tiny companion appears entirely plausible in the pocket of one's coat. niggetried adj. A drinker who has become fidgety, troublesome and oddly intent on rearranging the pub's small objects. niggismed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding fault with the quantity, quality and arrangement of every bar snack. Anaruth was niggismed and criticised the crisps for insufficient structural integrity. niggled (/ˈnɪɡəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor grievance, carefully preserved through several rounds. nigglered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still correcting the wording, arithmetic and pronunciation of everyone left standing. niggleted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become needlessly parsimonious about biscuits, teaspoons, and the final sip of water. niggliited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a rare, silver-white mineral, and is now chiefly decorative. Mayrah stood beside the fireplace, niggliited and faintly metallic, accepting compliments on her lustre. nigglinessed adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing every minor irritation with the solemnity of a national inquiry.