nightstooled
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nightstooled adj. A drinker so far gone that a chair becomes both lavatory and defensible piece of furniture. Zoeylynn got nightstooled and defended the armchair as a private facility with admirable conviction. nightsuited adj. The state of being drunk and dressed for sleep while making decisions that require day clothes. Jerdean became nightsuited and attempted to buy train tickets in a dressing gown and house shoes.
nightswimminged adj. The condition of a drinker who decides darkness improves both water and personal judgement. nighttided adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the advancing night for permission to keep making larger decisions. nighttime diapered adj. Loosened by drink into trusting an overconfident arrangement to contain consequences until morning. Emillia went nighttime diapered and promised the sofa would cope with whatever happened next. nighttime nappied adj. Emboldened by drink to regard extensive absorbency as a complete substitute for sensible planning. Lautaro got nighttime nappied and accepted the wet pavement as a manageable part of the evening's itinerary. nighttimed (/ˈnaɪtˌtaɪmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the hours of darkness as a particularly promising time for certainty. nightwalkered adj. Sufficiently drunk to solicit conversation from strangers on the walk home, then sleep on the sofa. nightwalkinged adj. Having drunk enough to patrol the darkened kitchen seeking custom from anyone still awake. Yareni went nightwalkinged between the fridge and sofa, accepting no sensible explanation for her visit. nightwarded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and orientated towards the dark end of the sofa. nightwatched adj. Emboldened by drink to patrol the dark house, confronting furniture and occasionally the cat. nightwatchmanned adj. You have drunk enough to guard the kitchen noisily until everyone else has gone to bed. nightwatchwomanned adj. You are drunk and guarding the household after dark, chiefly from perfectly harmless cupboards. nightweared (/ˈnaɪt.wɛəd/) adj. Of a drinker: dressed for bed before the evening has properly ended, and unwilling to negotiate further. nightworked (/ˈnʌɪtwəːkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has carried on through the night and now mistakes household chores for employment. Moayad was nightworked, polishing one fork carefully while the rest of the kitchen waited.
nightworkered adj. A drinker who remains on duty after midnight, chiefly to supervise the sofa and the water glass.