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NAT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of detecting a single suspicious sequence and confidently identifying the culprit. Christoffer went NAT'd and diagnosed the entire table from one cough near the crisps. NATO reporting named adj. Sharpened by drink into a code name for every object encountered, particularly on the stairs. Harley-jane was NATO reporting named and assigned brisk military labels to each banister. NATOisted adj. Loosened by drink into a loyalist who salutes the alliance, the furniture, and occasionally the carpet. Jabriil was NATOisted and gave the staircase a brief speech about collective security. NAV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a fluctuating morning value to every remaining asset, chiefly water and goodwill. Messina was NAV'd, calculating the worth of one aspirin against the cost of standing. NAWALT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that this woman, unlike the others, can manage the stairs perfectly well. Juandedios went NAWALT'd and announced that the staircase had been exaggerated. NAcced adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing the nearest rewarding response, regardless of who else is waiting. Berkley became NAcced and ordered another round while Delinda was still paying for the last. NB'd adj. Reduced by drink to a bomber's blunt trajectory, with no reliable means of changing course. Meghon was NB'd and descended the stairs in one determined, slightly airborne line. NBAered adj. Drunk and playing the stairs as though each landing were a professional basketball court. Josphine was NBAered and attempted a lay-up over the final step. NBC suited adj. Drunk to the point where every staircase requires contamination precautions and a complete protective outfit. Jakarra was NBC suited and approached the banister as though it contained three separate hazards. NBC'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the morning's chemical, biological and nuclear threats from ordinary household objects. Marlaysia was NBC'd, regarding the kettle, yoghurt and disinfectant as equally serious hazards. NBCCS'd adj. You have drunk enough to have several unrelated systems working against one another. Javeah was NBCCS'd and found the stairs, eyesight and balance independently unhelpful. NBFC'd adj. The state of being drunk and extending credit to acquaintances who have not requested it. Myrella went NBFC'd and financed Nanci's taxi with coins intended for the jukebox. NBFI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a financial institution without possessing a bank. Dontrae was NBFI'd, issuing Addesyn informal guarantees over the last bottle of wine. NBH'd adj. Drunk to the point where every disappearance has become a theoretical alternative to an ordinary exit. Nikka was NBH'd and assured Raelei that the empty coat cupboard represented new physics. NBHD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the area around the sofa has acquired municipal boundaries. Castiel was NBHD'd, directing visitors between the kitchen district and the sofa district. NBI'd adj. Loosened by drink into a beam aimed from the sofa towards the kitchen, with water as its target. Sebasthian was NBI'd, extending one determined arm towards the glass on the coffee table.