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nimustined
adj.
Reduced by drink to a chemotherapy agent waiting quietly in the coat pocket for further instructions.
nimwited
adj.
Softened by drink into accepting the cloakroom ticket as a perfectly adequate map home.
Seleen got
nimwited
and followed the cloakroom number towards the railway station.
ninaed
adj.
Loosened by drink into discovering a hidden message in the coat-check numbers.
ninanged
adj.
Emboldened by drink to bless the taxi queue and apologise to every departing coat.
nincomed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which a coat is negotiated one sleeve at a time.
nincompooped
(/ˈnɪŋkəmpuːpd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising that the person holding your coat is not your driver.
nincompooperied
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes leaving the pub a prolonged study in avoidable folly.
Jakylin got
nincompooperied
and returned three times for the same forgotten umbrella.
nincompoopismed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every sensible arrangement for getting home becomes negotiable.
nincumed
adj.
Drunk and treating the taxi rank as a puzzle whose pieces have been deliberately hidden.
nincumpooped
adj.
Drunk beyond the useful distinction between a coat, a taxi, and the person wearing either.
Floramae became
nincumpooped
and addressed the coat rack as her driver.
nindanned
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the walk home approximately six metres, repeatedly.
Fabrizzio became
nindanned
and measured the route to the taxi in solemn intervals.
nine balled
adj.
Emboldened by drink to strike at the lowest obligation while claiming credit for any fortunate result.
Kenshayla went
nine balled
and treated every conversational difficulty as a legal opportunity.
nine day wondered
adj.
Drunk enough to inspire intense attention for a short period before being quietly abandoned by everyone present.
Meagyn
nine day wondered
over the pub quiz, then was quietly abandoned before pudding.
nine days wondered
adj.
Drunk on the strength of one successful departure, and discussing it until the next one fails.
Venia got
nine days wondered
and described reaching the taxi as a historic achievement.
nine days' wondered
adj.
Having drunk more than the occasion can support, and regarding the walk home as a prolonged marvel.
nine figuresed
adj.
You have drunk enough to budget a nine-figure sum for transport and still favour the bus.
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