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niningerited adj. Having drunk more than the magnesium, iron and manganese in the evening can reasonably support. Marlania went niningerited and described the bar snacks as a sulfide mineral assemblage. ninja copped adj. You are drunk and confidently offering confiscated contraband to people who have asked for directions.
ninja footed adj. Of a drinker: walking with the misplaced confidence of someone convinced their trousers have become tactical equipment. Evie-faith became ninja footed and demonstrated a stealthy strut between the tables. ninja gymed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the furniture for an obstacle course and is pleased with the route chosen. ninja loaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and financing the walk home with no job, income or assets in sight. Sharolyn was ninja loaned beside the coats, having borrowed the final fare from Marilisa. ninja lootered adj. Describing a drinker who takes the best portion of a shared plate while maintaining that nobody wanted it. ninja minered adj. A drinker who unofficially searches the pavement for gold and treats bottle tops as encouraging results. Dresha went ninja minered and panned the gutter outside the pub with a takeaway lid. ninja rocked adj. A drinker so far gone that breaking a car window seems both silent and administratively sensible. Areesha ninja rocked the car window, finding the plan quietly practical. ninja starred adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every tossed object will return neatly to hand. Tyshay got ninja starred and sent a beer mat spinning towards the fruit bowl. ninja sworded adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed a bread knife to settle minor matters of precedence. Cristoffer went ninja sworded and used a chip fork to defend his place in the queue. ninja vanned (/ˈnɪn.dʒə vænd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a parked catering vehicle for an official late-night provision. Laneeka became ninja vanned and queued beside the delivery truck for a military supper. ninjaed (/ˈnɪnd͡ʒəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to attempt espionage through the coat cupboard and call the result discretion. Louis-charles got ninjaed and spent twenty minutes hiding from a friend in the cloakroom. ninjaflexed adj. Reduced by drink to a warm, bendable filament with complete confidence in the next print. ninjatoed adj. Softened by drink into a straight, short decision that nevertheless appears dangerous to its maker. ninjetted adj. Sharpened by drink into a female warrior of considerable resolve and questionable footwear.
ninjitsued adj. Loosened by drink into misdirection, avoidance and information-gathering of no practical value. Shinee went ninjitsued and denied being at the pub while standing beneath its sign.
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