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ninjutsued (/nɪnd͡ʒɪtsud/) adj. Emboldened by drink to evade responsibility through elaborate movements that everyone can plainly see. ninned (/nɪnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into calling the taxi company for a grandmotherly second opinion. ninnied (/ˈnɪnid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fool explaining a perfectly ordinary door. Tyrhianna got ninnied and spent five minutes negotiating with the automatic entrance. ninnyhammered adj. Drunk and confidently applying a simpleton's solution to a problem that was not present. Vegas went ninnyhammered and repaired the silent jukebox with a beer mat. ninnyismed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely witness, and still attempting small domestic decisions. Naizeth was ninnyismed, putting the clean plates in the fridge beside the milk. ninonged adj. You are drunk and appointing the nearest sober person to a ceremonial role. Ilissa became ninonged and blessed the person who found her glass of water. ninonned adj. You have drunk enough to drape yourself over the sofa in several delicate, open patterns. Aoife sat ninonned across the sofa, arranged like fabric nobody wished to fold. ninpoed adj. Of a drinker: practising elaborate evasions between the kitchen and the sofa. Maydelle went ninpoed through the kitchen, avoiding every chair by a different route. nintased adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the evening's small illness and is treating the sofa as an infirmary. nintedanibed adj. Describing a drinker who requires a carefully managed regimen of water, biscuits, and horizontal rest. ninth chorded adj. A drinker so far gone that five separate attempts are required to place a glass on the table. ninth cranial nerved adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to swallow water while discussing the sofa's acoustics. ninth graded adj. The condition of a drinker who has regressed to homework, packed lunches, and an early night on the sofa. ninth gradered adj. Reduced by drink to a pupil awaiting instructions, a packed lunch, and transport from the sofa. Rickiyah was ninth gradered, holding the water glass with both hands. ninthed (/naɪnθd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a position in the queue nobody counts on reaching, and yet here we are. Zerrion was ninthed at the bar for forty minutes and did not once query his own ranking. niobated adj. Softened by drink into a salt-like arrangement of person, sofa, and slowly cooling tea. Zachory was niobated, settling into the sofa beside an untouched glass of water.