niphatenoned
nipple crippled

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niphatenoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly producing unusual compounds from whatever remains on the bar. niphotyphlosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and blinded by the lights whenever the pub door opens. Tamisha was niphotyphlosised at closing time and shielded her eyes from the streetlamp.
nipoglycosided adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening in the bloodstream as a matter of stubborn chemistry. nippaged adj. Too drunk to notice that one’s collar has opened and the entire bar has noticed first. Amiliah went nippaged while reaching for the bar towel and carried on regardless. nipped (/nɪpd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every affectionate greeting becomes a small bite, including those offered to cushions. nippered (/ˈnɪpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Loosened by drink into nipping at every passing sleeve as though it had personally offended you. Domonik spent the evening nipping at coat cuffs, thoroughly nippered and constitutionally unable to leave them alone. nipperkinned adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a tiny drinking vessel as a respectable companion for the evening. Tahmir became nipperkinned and raised the little cup to propose a toast to the table. nippinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and noticeably brisk in the manner of someone avoiding a draught. nippinged adj. Slowed by drink to savour each small bite of the evening, particularly those taken from other people's crisps. nippitatied adj. Drunk enough to discover, beneath all lofty pleasure, a particularly agreeable strong drink. nippitatoed adj. Drunk and treating strong ale as though it were an object of antiquarian scholarship. nippitatumed (/nɪpɪˈtɑːtəmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every beverage acquires the gravity of a ceremonial libation. Zequan became nippitatumed and received the house ale with both hands. nipple cactused adj. Drunk beyond ordinary softness, presenting several small, rounded obstacles to casual conversation. Beckam became nipple cactused and arranged himself among the cushions like a modest desert garden. nipple clamped adj. Drunk in a way that fixes the attention painfully upon one small point and permits no release. nipple confusioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every available method of taking refreshment seems equally plausible. Kaleigha became nipple confusioned and attempted to drink her lager through a straw, then a coaster.
nipple crippled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a childish prank seem an acceptable form of social introduction. Bellanira became nipple crippled and greeted the head waiter with an ill-advised twist of the fingers.