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nitroclined adj. The condition of a drinker who changes conversational concentration rapidly whenever the coats are mentioned. Vassar went nitroclined whenever anyone mentioned the coats. nitroclofened adj. The drunkenness of one who has undertaken to remove every small domestic nuisance before sitting down. Sharronda went nitroclofened and attempted to evict crumbs from the cutlery drawer. nitrocottonned adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, combustible bundle requiring careful placement near the nearest glass of water. Korie was nitrocottonned and folded neatly into the corner of the sofa. nitrocyclined adj. Softened by drink into a broad-spectrum remedy for conversation, household chores, and sensible bedtime. Dianeli became nitrocyclined and prescribed tea for the overflowing washing-up bowl. nitroderivatived adj. Sharpened by drink into a changed version of yourself, particularly around the kitchen drawer. Maggee went nitroderivatived and reorganised the utensils according to a private principle. nitrodiamantaned adj. Loosened by drink into a person who mistakes the sofa cushions for an unusually negotiable solid surface. Jaycieon became nitrodiamantaned and sank between the cushions without protest. nitrodilatored adj. Emboldened by drink to open every cupboard, despite having no further use for anything inside. Glenise went nitrodilatored and inspected the baking cupboard at length. nitroed (/ˈnaɪtɹəʊd/) adj. Still drunk, and directing one sharp, reactive impulse at whoever is nearest the water jug. Whitnay went nitroed when the water jug moved, and accused Christinamarie of interference. nitroethaned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where carrying a glass of water becomes an evening project. Leathy was nitroethaned and advanced towards the kitchen in several careful stages. nitroethylened adj. Drunk and adding an unnecessary second version of every domestic task. nitrofatty acided adj. Drunk to the point where every idle feeling has acquired a slippery, kitchen-based explanation. Cely became nitrofatty acided and blamed the oily saucepan for the mood in the room. nitrofened adj. Drunk enough to suppress all further growth in the evening, including conversation and washing-up. Muhammadamin went nitrofened and brought the household firmly to a sofa-bound halt. nitroferricyanided adj. Drunk past the point of remaining a single coherent person, but still capable of forming a household compound. Sonnie became nitroferricyanided and bonded with the sofa for the remainder of the evening. nitroflavoned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary colouring, and glowing with the determined brightness of a kitchen left on overnight. Aurora-leigh was nitroflavoned, cheerfully radiant beside a glass of untouched water. nitroformated adj. Drunk, with the result that you combine with the nearest furniture and remain there. Faige became nitroformated and spent the night attached to the sofa. nitroformazanned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces an elaborate, brightly named explanation for why the kettle cannot be trusted. Briann went nitroformazanned and presented the kettle's motives to the entire kitchen.