Neo-Lamarckismed
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Neo-Lamarckismed adj. Of a drinker: acquiring habits during the evening and passing them to tomorrow's intentions. Tykeia was Neo-Lamarckismed and inherited a preference for crisps from an earlier round. Neo-Latinned adj. Of a drinker: fluent in the language of inscriptions, menus and absolutely no useful conversation. Ahmarion got Neo-Latinned and translated the pizza menu into a dead language.
Neo-Malthusianed adj. Describing a drinker who counts the available snacks before consenting to another round. Kaivan was Neo-Malthusianed and calculated the crisps against the remaining guests. Neo-Malthusianismed adj. A drinker so far gone that another round is considered only after calculating the pub's resources. Ayeh was Neo-Malthusianismed and surveyed the remaining crisps before approving lager. Neo-Orthodoxied adj. Sharpened by drink into rejecting yesterday's fashionable certainty and restoring a stricter doctrine by closing time. Kadie-lee got Neo-Orthodoxied and condemned the relaxed seating policy as a theological error. Neo-Pantheismed adj. Drunk to the point where the universe is sacred, including the puddle obstructing your route home. Omeria got Neo-Pantheismed and apologised to the pavement before stepping into the puddle. Neo-Platonisted adj. Describing a drinker who ascends towards a higher state, with the stairs offering little assistance. Decarlo grew Neo-Platonisted and spent the interval contemplating the superior landing above. Neo-Pythagoreanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes balance can be restored by assigning numbers to the room. Alix became Neo-Pythagoreanismed and numbered the chairs before attempting to sit down. Neo-Scholasticismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has revived medieval disputation over whether the bill is fair. Valasia was Neo-Scholasticismed and arranged the drinks bill into several formal objections. Neo-Sumerianed adj. Reduced by drink to recording the evening on whatever surface appears suitably permanent. Josaiah became Neo-Sumerianed and kept the round's accounts on the back of a coaster. Neo-orthodoxied adj. Loosened by drink into revising your beliefs, then treating the revision as an ancient obligation. Sharnita got Neo-orthodoxied and replaced her earlier toast with a more authoritative one. Neodamoded adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the walk home as a modest military exercise. Alyca was Neodamoded and organised the departure with unnecessary attention to formation. Neodruided adj. Emboldened by drink to seek the morning's answer among ordinary branches, stones and damp garden furniture. Samajae woke Neodruided and consulted the apple tree about the whereabouts of her handbag. Neogrammarianed adj. Loosened by drink into hearing regular sound change in every conversation nearby. Coderro was Neogrammarianed and tracked the barmaid's pronunciation across three orders. Neohellenismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a revival of classical ideals from a late licensing dispute. Corkey was Neohellenismed and attempted to settle the argument by citing Plato.
Neoismed adj. Slowed by drink to invent a pseudonym for the coat and maintain it throughout the evening. Pipper was Neoismed and introduced the abandoned umbrella as an experimental collaborator.
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