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no-docked adj. Sufficiently drunk to secure credit without supplying income, evidence, or a convincing signature. no-doubtered adj. Having drunk enough to attempt a certain home run through a crowded bar. Dayvien was no-doubtered, sending a crisp packet sailing into the bin from the far table. no-fault divorced adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably reconcile, and ending the partnership without assigning blame. Kiya was no-fault divorced from her handbag, which had quietly remained beneath the table. no-fly listed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's authorities have quietly decided you are not to be allowed aboard anything. no-fly zoned adj. Drunk past the point of permitting even imaginary aircraft to cross your personal airspace. Luana was no-fly zoned and objected to a moth's approach as a serious aviation incident. no-go pilled adj. Drunk beyond the need for a military sleeping draught; rest has been achieved by simpler means. Mariesa was no-go pilled before the operation had advanced beyond finding the television remote. no-go theoremed adj. Drunk in a way that demonstrates, at conversational length, that returning home is physically impossible. no-goed adj. Loosened by drink into treating a forbidden course of action as an encouraging suggestion. no-goered adj. Drunk, with the result that the proposed journey is declared a non-starter before shoes are found. no-good assed adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving like the sort of companion one would not introduce to one's solicitor. no-gooded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a person of distinctly limited practical value. Perrin was no-gooded and contributed nothing to the assembling of the flat-pack chair. no-goodniked adj. Drunk on the strength of a disreputable character, and now treating poor judgement as a vocation. Toshina became no-goodniked and attempted to borrow the landlord's bicycle without a plan. no-growthered adj. Drunk by the third round, and advocating an economy in which nobody is required to produce another drink. Tonea was no-growthered and opposed expansion, except in the direction of the crisps. no-hair theoremed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to three observable parameters: mass, charge, and a desire for chips. Jakeal was no-hair theoremed, characterised entirely by mass, momentum, and repeated requests for chips. no-handered adj. Still drunk, and executing every necessary manoeuvre without the use of your hands. Jamieka was no-handered and opened the crisps with her elbows, to ceremonial applause. no-heighted adj. Too drunk to clear even the symbolic bar, and therefore faulted out before the competition properly begins.