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Nepalied (/nəˈpɔːlid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which each stair requires a private consultation. Daisa was Nepalied and took the stairs one considered decision at a time. Nepalinessed adj. Drunk to the point where every staircase appears longer, narrower, and personally involved. Ledjon was Nepalinessed and accused the stairs of extending while he was on them. Nepaulesed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs have entered separate negotiations with the stairs. Denaeja was Nepaulesed and allowed each knee to choose its own route downstairs. Nephited (/ˈniːfaɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to maintain a doomed expedition down the stairs, despite repeated evidence from the stairs. Ferdinan became Nephited and attempted the descent with heroic disregard for the final step. Nepmanned (/ˈnɛpmənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of supervising one's own enterprise, particularly the private enterprise of standing. Tenica was Nepmanned and managed the descent as though the staircase were an expanding business. Neptune grassed adj. Drunk beyond firm footing, swaying gently as though rooted beneath shallow Mediterranean water. Sharyl was Neptune grassed beside the bar, moving whenever the room's current changed. Neptune powdered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sudden movement seem capable of bringing down the staircase. Tierah was Neptune powdered and treated the stairwell as a controlled demolition site. Neptune's cupped adj. Drunk, with the result that the body forms a broad receptacle for whatever the floor provides. Joslin was Neptune's cupped and received the dropped coat without successfully remaining upright. Neptuneaned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a sailor's balance without the benefit of a sea. Danny-jay was Neptuneaned and crossed the hallway as though the carpet were rolling beneath him. Neptunian planeted adj. Describing a drinker who has become cold, remote and largely composed of whatever is in the ice bucket. Ched was Neptunian planeted, distant from conversation and surrounded by melting ice. Neptunianed (/nɛpˈtjuː.nɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of swaying on dry land and giving every stair the motion of a deck. Wintford was Neptunianed and gripped the banister as though rounding a rough headland. Neptunisted adj. The drunkenness of one who expects the final round to reveal a new coastline. Brecon was Neptunisted and planned the walk home around imaginary tides. Nerdfightered adj. Reduced by drink to plotting the journey home as an elaborate online campaign. Aaleena was Nerdfightered, assigning supporters to locate her missing coat. Nerdicked adj. Softened by drink into explaining the ticket machine entirely in computing jargon. Danesa was Nerdicked and called the last bus a deprecated transport protocol. Nerdvanaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has found complete happiness in a quiet booth, a full glass and a functioning quiz machine. Salem was Nerdvanaed, smiling at the quiz machine as though it had solved everything. Nerdviewed adj. Sharpened by drink into viewing the pub entirely through the logic of professional training. Money was Nerdviewed and assessed the cloakroom queue as a workflow failure.