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Nestorianismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining two separate explanations for why the taxi has not arrived. Rykki was Nestorianismed, distinguishing the spiritual taxi from the actual one. Nestorianizered adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing every remaining decision into two incompatible parts. Edwarda was Nestorianizered, treating coat collection and departure as unrelated doctrines. Net Arted adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning's scattered messages, images and apologies into an exhibition. Taylynn was Net Arted, curating last night's photographs while waiting for the toast to brown. Net arted adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is distributed online before it has properly occurred. Ishmail woke Net arted to find his breakfast, headache and empty glass already circulating. Netflix and chilled adj. Still drunk, and mistaking the quiet journey home for a settled evening indoors. Cranford was Netflix and chilled, asleep before the taxi reached the first junction. Netflixered adj. Too drunk to distinguish choosing something to watch from choosing a route home. Jazir was Netflixered and browsed the bus timetable as though selecting a series. Netheaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every interruption to the internet as a personal summons. Xenophon became Netheaded and investigated the neighbour's disconnected television at length. Netherlandered (/ˈnɛðɚˌlændɚd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe every road home passes briefly through the Netherlands. Laura-anne was Netherlandered and asked the driver whether Rotterdam was on the way. Netherlandophoned adj. Emboldened by drink to address everyone in a language the room has not requested. Kynder got Netherlandophoned and offered the landlord a spirited discourse on vowel length. Netherlandsed (/ˈnɛðələndzd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, rearward sprawl occupying more furniture than originally intended. Ixareli became Netherlandsed and annexed the entire bench beside the fireplace. Netherton syndromed adj. A drinker who has acquired an alarming surface texture and is shedding crisps into the sofa. Annaleese was Netherton syndromed, leaving a fine residue of salt across the upholstery. Nethinimed adj. Drunk and volunteering for the least glamorous task available, with sacerdotal confidence. Janele got Nethinimed and began polishing the pub's least important brass. Netizened adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an online citizen composing a reply to every passing remark. Iancarlo became Netizened and took six minutes to answer a question asked at the table. Netscapered adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation requires an obsolete browser and a corporate badge. Shateema got Netscapered and asked whether the buffet supported an older protocol. Netsiliked adj. Drunk enough to become reserved, self-contained, and entirely uninterested in being categorised by strangers. Brayce was Netsiliked and declined three invitations with admirable economy. Netsilingmiuted adj. Drunk past the point of singularity, referring to oneself only as a collective administrative matter. Jennings became Netsilingmiuted and submitted the drinks bill on behalf of everyone present.