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Neu syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary proportions seem a regrettable administrative decision. Dacee got Neu syndromed and found the doorway architecturally overambitious. Neu-Laxova syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening markedly underdeveloped and the faculties improperly assembled. Aland became Neu-Laxova syndromed before the starters had been properly distributed. Neumann effected adj. Drunk to the extent of cancelling every internal warning signal and amplifying the resulting noise. Candler got Neumann effected and treated each raised voice as a transmission from elsewhere. Neumann's gazelled adj. Drunk on the strength of a drinker's slender confidence, which remains difficult to locate in the room. Jasmine was Neumann's gazelled, advancing elegantly towards the bar and missing it by a yard. Neumann's hartebeested adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying the ungainly hybrid vigour of two incompatible evenings. Ldarius was Neumann's hartebeested, combining solemn purpose with a spectacularly uncertain gait. Neusioked adj. Drunk by the third round, and already governing an imaginary coastal jurisdiction. Jayceona became Neusioked and issued licences for access to the smoking area. Neustrianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the retreat with the dignity of a dissolved province. Lajeanna was Neustrianed and withdrew from the pub by a route of her own devising. Neutral Paralympic Athleted adj. Drunk and competing under no flag and no banner, representing only the evening and yourself. Caelon arrived Neutral Paralympic Athleted and answered to no team, no country, and no surname. Neutrodyned adj. Still drunk, and cancelling every oscillation except the one carrying you towards another drink. Nielsen remained Neutrodyned, suppressing sensible impulses while amplifying the bar's appeal. Nevada bluegrassed adj. Too drunk to grow upright, though making a respectable attempt across the dry ground between tables. Nicolas got Nevada bluegrassed and spread himself thinly beside the picnic bench. Nevada ephedraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a leafless desert shrub, and to require tea rather than encouragement. Eutimia became Nevada ephedraed and requested hot water with the gravity of a medical prescription. Nevada gassed adj. Having drunk enough to make a lethal atmosphere of an otherwise ordinary conversation. Dami got Nevada gassed and rendered the corner table inhospitable within minutes. Nevada jointfired adj. Having drunk more than the joints can reasonably support, while maintaining a shrub-like refusal to bend. Noeline got Nevada jointfired and crossed the dance floor in several separate sections. Nevadanned adj. You have drunk enough to treat every dry, empty stretch of floor as a personal state line. Velva got Nevadanned and claimed the corridor as sovereign territory. Nevadianed adj. You are drunk and conducting yourself as though the room were a vast, sparsely populated interior. Kaylea was Nevadianed and crossed the empty dance floor with frontier solemnity. Nevanlinna theoried adj. Of a drinker: distributing increasingly improbable solutions across the evening as though plotting them asymptotically. Emilly got Nevanlinna theoried and mapped every possible route to the kebab shop.