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New Criticked adj. Describing a drinker who examines the empty glasses closely while ignoring the circumstances that produced them. Gracella woke New Criticked and analysed the empty glasses without discussing who had ordered them. New Dealered adj. A drinker who wakes proposing relief, recovery and reform for the breakfast arrangements. Kandy woke New Dealered and assigned immediate relief to the dry toast situation. New Dealismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's recovery is organised into relief, recovery and reform. Dezjuan woke New Dealismed and divided the hangover into relief, recovery and reform. New Delhi metallo-beta-lactamase-1'd adj. The condition of a drinker who resists every morning-after remedy as though it were an antibiotic. Normalinda woke New Delhi metallo-beta-lactamase-1'd and rejected each remedy with chemical confidence. New Demmed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes ready to improve the household through a moderate programme of intervention. Joeann woke New Demmed and proposed a modest programme for restoring order to the kitchen. New Democrated adj. Reduced by drink to a careful coalition of empty stomach, weak tea and postponed decisions. Morea woke New Democrated, governing a coalition of weak tea, dry toast and postponed decisions. New England astered adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently mistaking every conversation for a late-blooming flower. Ellie-maye was New England astered, praising the doorman as though he had just opened in September. New England baked beansed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a slow, sweet plan requiring several hours is the obvious answer. Zyire was New England baked beansed, insisting the taxi should simmer outside until everyone felt ready. New England clam chowdered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a practical solution from one involving cream, potatoes, and considerable reassurance. Jazzelle was New England clam chowdered and proposed settling the argument with a warm bowl for everyone. New England theologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to derive a complete doctrine from one agreeable remark and defend it thereafter. Kashunda became New England theologied and announced that the spare chair supported her entire philosophy. New Englandered (/ˌnuː ˈɪŋɡləndə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to assume that any uncertain decision will improve if announced with local authority. Ahrianna was New Englandered and directed the queue towards a door marked Staff Only. New Englandismed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and using one freshly invented expression as though universally understood. Crue was New Englandismed and called the broken umbrella a clear case of weather management. New Englandressed adj. You have drunk enough to make a poised announcement, then follow it with an inexplicable practical decision. Harvey-john found Ela-mai New Englandressed, calmly booking a coach to a town nobody had mentioned. New Englished adj. You are drunk and confidently translating an ordinary remark into an entirely new variety of sense. You got New Englished and answered the coat-check ticket as though it were a diplomatic proposal. New Englishmanned adj. Of a drinker: certain that the room requires a spokesman, and that he has been appointed. Seraya found Lissbet New Englishmanned, delivering the group’s position to a vending machine. New Englishwomanned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a passing thought for a settled position and begun representing it. Jadiamond was New Englishwomanned, defending the table’s right to remain precisely where it was.