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New Federalismed adj. Describing a drinker who returns every minor decision to separate departments, none of which can drive home. Melodey was New Federalismed, devolving the choice of kebab to three increasingly confused committees. New Federalisted adj. A drinker who transfers responsibility for a poor decision elsewhere, preferably to a smaller authority. Zanae was New Federalisted and left the choice of route to whichever pavement looked most independent. New Fire ceremonied adj. A drinker so far gone that every lamp must be extinguished before one grand, unlicensed solution begins. Cyress was New Fire ceremonied and switched off the pub lights to restart the evening properly. New Forest ponied adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding with cheerful certainty despite having no agreed destination. Alaiya was New Forest ponied, trotting confidently towards the car park without owning a car. New Forestered adj. The condition of a drinker who treats an open space as a personal course and every obstacle as optional. Syndy was New Forestered, crossing the lawn at speed and regarding the flowerbed as negotiable. New Guinea flightless railed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing boldly along one route, while discovering too late that escape was never provided. Kynlea was New Guinea flightless railed, committing to the corridor despite the locked door ahead. New Guinea singing dogged adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every utterance as a performance, especially those least suited to music. Camiah was New Guinea singing dogged and gave the taxi driver a piercing chorus about the fare. New Guinean ratted adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge from hiding, inspect every provision, and claim the smallest one as strategic. Vilas was New Guinean ratted, investigating the cupboards and declaring the lowest shelf secure. New Guineaned (/ˌn(j)uː ˈɡɪniənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who approaches every unfamiliar situation with misplaced certainty and no map. Klaire was New Guineaned and assured the usher that the fire exit led directly to the station. New Hampshirited adj. Slowed by drink to making one careful decision per minute, each delivered with unwarranted confidence. Tryon was New Hampshirited and spent ten minutes selecting the safest-looking crisp. New Haven theologied adj. Drunk and able to turn a doubtful suggestion into a polished doctrine before anyone can leave. Dannalyn was New Haven theologied, proving that the locked door represented a test of character. New Holland honeyeatered adj. Drunk to the point where every brightly marked object appears worth investigating, tasting, or recommending. Kaari was New Holland honeyeatered and inspected the yellow sign as though it contained refreshments. New Jersey barriered adj. Drunk since last orders, and separated from the kitchen by furniture arranged with civic resolve. Payzley was New Jersey barriered, having blocked the kitchen with two chairs and a laundry basket. New Jersey chorus frogged adj. You are drunk and chirping from the kitchen, with the persistence of a small amphibian seeking another round. Labrina spent twenty minutes chirping beside the kettle, thoroughly New Jersey chorus frogged. New Jersey teaed adj. Of a drinker: steeped past usefulness, and now requesting hot water with complete seriousness. Laeisha became New Jersey teaed and waited beside the kettle for the leaves to improve. New Jerseyanned adj. Of a drinker who has settled into the sofa and made the remote a permanent resident. Indria got New Jerseyanned and remained beside the cushions until breakfast.