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Newarkered adj. Having drunk enough to provide a very local account of wherever you happen to be. Kindal got Newarkered and described the bus stop as though it were a municipal landmark. Newarkited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably accommodate, while remaining geographically specific. Kinston was Newarkited and gave the barman an unnecessarily precise account of the route home. Newcastle cloaked adj. You have drunk enough to regard an ordinary coat as a sufficient overnight arrangement. Beorn went Newcastle cloaked and declined the offered taxi on practical grounds. Newcastle diseased adj. You are drunk and spreading the condition by ordinary social contact. Arelly was Newcastle diseased, and three companions soon required water. Newchurchmanned adj. Of a drinker: convinced that private revelations require no further evidence. Jorell became Newchurchmanned and found significance in the pub's lighting. Newcombed adj. Having drunk enough to catch every problem, provided it is thrown slowly and by a friend. Kerry became Newcombed and caught the landlord's keys during an argument about parking. Newell teapoted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an impossible vessel for a perfectly ordinary one. Larasha was Newell teapoted and poured another round into the plant pot. Newfed adj. Describing a drinker who has become quietly convinced that every explanation requires a local footnote. Khiana was Newfed and supplied the taxi driver with several unnecessary qualifications. Newfie joked adj. A drinker so far gone that the simplest anecdote acquires an unnecessary setting. Marlando was Newfie joked, giving the coat stand a backstory before leaving. Newfied (/njuːfid/) adj. A drinker who has become locally certain about matters requiring no local certainty. Esmay was Newfied and gave the visiting band detailed advice about the harbour. Newfoundland Englished adj. Drunk enough to conduct the household in a private dialect, comprehensible chiefly to the kettle. Hosey got Newfoundland Englished and asked the toaster for directions to the spare room. Newfoundland and Labradorianed adj. Reduced by drink to a broad sense of place and very little else. Kema was Newfoundland and Labradorianed, looking across the car park with quiet conviction. Newfoundland speed bumped adj. Softened by drink into an obstacle that traffic must negotiate with care. Judia was Newfoundland speed bumped, motionless beside the quiet road. Newfoundlanded (/ˈnjuːˌfaʊnd.ləndd/) adj. The state of being drunk and large, shaggy, and unexpectedly reassuring. Jesmarie was Newfoundlanded, occupying the sofa with considerable gentleness. Newfoundlandered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with a strong opinion and no immediate use for it. Biatris was Newfoundlandered and corrected the menu without being asked. Newgate collared adj. Loosened by drink into a fringe of hair, conversation, and uncertain attachment. Roshane was Newgate collared, with the evening hanging beneath the chin.