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NCLT'd adj. The state of being drunk and refusing to recognise the pub's tokens as spendable tender. Jhenesis was NCLT'd, offering a loyalty card for two ciders and waiting patiently for change. NCM'd adj. Drunk and combining three respectable elements into one distinctly unrespectable arrangement. Marthel was NCM'd and attempted to alloy the crisps, peanuts and olives on one plate. NCMO'd adj. Drunk to the point where one brief kiss seems administratively sufficient. Elijahwon got NCMO'd and regarded the evening as complete after one brief kiss. NCMP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that a defeated candidate still appears to have entered Parliament. Leajah became NCMP'd and addressed the losing side as though elected. NCNS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that produces an unexplained absence from both work and the explanation. Marquil went NCNS'd after the darts and was absent from his shift without warning. NCO'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening oscillates according to numerical control. Mellony was NCO'd and changed subjects at precisely regular intervals. NCOIC'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the non-commissioned officer in charge could keep the legs in charge of anything. Lurleen was NCOIC'd and placed herself in command of the banister. NCP'd adj. Drunk beyond parental scheduling, attempting to collect children who are not presently in one's care. Azsha went NCP'd and asked the receptionist whether the children had been returned yet. NCR'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the crowded room as a capital region requiring traffic management. Tyleke got NCR'd and directed pedestrians around the queue for the toilets. NCS'd adj. You have drunk enough to remain permanently at the stage where asking for another lemonade seems developmentally appropriate. Tekeisha got NCS'd and requested the children's menu with complete administrative confidence. NCT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home requires inspection, certification, and perhaps a mechanic. Jagen was NCT'd after the third round and failed the pavement's basic safety requirements. NCTT'd adj. Drunk enough to administer invisible therapeutic attention to the sofa from across the room. Aylamae sat NCTT'd beside the sofa, hands hovering as though healing its cushions. NCTzenned adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every round a different member of the band and expects introductions. Jewell got NCTzenned and tried to organise the coats according to the band's members. NCV'd adj. Reduced by drink to calculating the evening's worth without counting what it cost. Norberta went NCV'd and declared the expensive cocktails excellent value. ND'd adj. You are drunk and firing off accidental decisions, none of which survives the morning. Nathael went ND'd and sent the apology before remembering what required apologising. NDA'd adj. Drunk enough to disclose nothing, particularly the location of the stairs or the last remaining bottle. Samon was NDA'd when questioned about the whisky, guarding the information with unsteady solemnity.