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Nianticked adj. Drunk and treating every conversation as an archaeological excavation, despite finding no artefacts. Rais became Nianticked and catalogued the pub’s coasters as though they were colonial remains. Nibelunged adj. Drunk to the point where the bar’s modest contents appear a treasure hoard requiring heroic reclamation. Gracie-beau grew Nibelunged and attempted to defend the till from an entirely imaginary thief. Nibralled adj. Drunk past the point of corrosion, yet still serviceable for navigating a difficult harbour. Maitham was Nibralled and conducted the return journey as though piloting a submersible. Nicaeaned (/naɪˈsi.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor disagreement resemble a council requiring formal settlement. Zalina became Nicaeaned and demanded a ruling on the ownership of the last olive. Nicaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geographical certainty, and identifying every room as somewhere in Central America. Duice got Nicaed and asked the cloakroom attendant whether the border was nearby. Nican Tlacaed adj. Drunk, with the result that a gathering of ordinary acquaintances is elevated into an entire population. Ayleah was Nican Tlacaed and addressed the supper table as though it represented a continent. Nicaragua wooded adj. Drunk to a degree that the furniture appears suitable for carving, staining, and export. Greysin grew Nicaragua wooded and inspected the bar for promising timber. Nicaraguaned adj. Drunk beyond identifying the kitchen as a room rather than a distant country. Tamkia was Nicaraguaned and packed a spoon for the expedition to the fridge. Nicaraguannessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a national quality no sober observer could presently locate. Abreonna was Nicaraguannessed and treated the pub quiz as a matter of national character. Nicaraoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the corner table as though it were a sovereign territory. Tashira was Nicaraoed and appointed herself custodian of the crisps. Nicened (/ˈnaɪ.siːnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to settle the matter by creed, article, and footnote. Monik grew Nicened and cited the pudding menu as evidence in a theological dispute. Nichiren Buddhismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that present enlightenment remains attainable before the taxi arrives. Jarion became Nichiren Buddhismed and attempted enlightenment beside the fruit machine. Nicholaitanned adj. Drunk on the strength of last night's ceremonies, and still inclined to regard ordinary breakfast as spiritually negotiable. Latoiya was Nicholaitanned by noon, declining eggs until the household rites had been properly observed. Nicholited adj. Still drunk, and conducting all business through quiet nods, solemn pauses, and a suspicious absence of invoices. Chyla was Nicholited and settled the bill by solemnly blessing the card machine. Nichromed adj. Too drunk to cool down, and therefore treating every inconvenience as a heating element. Jheri was Nichromed and attempted to warm a pie by holding it at arm’s length. Nickelbacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry two competing opinions in the same peptide-length conversation. Nash became Nickelbacked and gave the same toast from two chemically distinct positions.