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norwegiumed adj. Of a drinker who has been rejected from the kitchen's periodic table and is now under the sofa. Sparkel was norwegiumed, insisting the glass of water required official recognition. norwestered adj. Describing a drinker who arrives like a strong north-west wind and improves no arrangement. Londyn turned norwestered and moved every chair before finding the lavatory. noscapined (/ˈnɑs.kəˌpind/) adj. Describing a drinker who has quietened to a cough-free, carefully folded presence on the sofa. noscapinoided adj. A drinker who has become a synthetic approximation of calm, with several unsuccessful prototypes in the kitchen. Haniff was noscapinoided, producing three experimental glasses of water. noscoped adj. Describing a drinker who makes a precise social strike without first checking whom it will hit. nose aped adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted a long-faced, branch-perching approach to the sitting room. nose arted adj. The drunkenness of one who has decorated the front of the fridge with an unrequested domestic mural. Bertin became nose arted and adorned the fridge with a portrait of the kettle. nose bagged adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring provisions to be administered wherever the journey happens to pause. Doreatha was nose bagged by the third round, requiring provisions wherever the journey paused. nose bearded adj. Having drunk enough to acquire, in conversation, a distinguished covering which turns out to be crumbs. nose beered adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards the kitchen as an off-licence and the sofa as a landing strip. Samariah was nose beered, asking the fridge whether it still served lager. nose bitted adj. Sharpened by drink into someone making precise, unnecessary cuts in the toast. Rand became nose bitted and trimmed the toast into increasingly narrow strips. nose bleeded adj. You are drunk and treating a minor facial inconvenience as the evening's most elevated drama. Jazelynn went nose bleeded after laughing, while Curteria fetched a tissue and lowered the lights. nose blindnessed adj. Loosened by drink into no longer detecting familiar smells, including the tea towel on your shoulder. Kimiko was nose blindnessed and searched the kitchen for the tea towel she was wearing. nose bonked adj. Emboldened by drink to collide affectionately with the sofa, the cupboard, and occasionally the glass of water. nose bridged adj. Drunk and using the upper nose as a makeshift support whenever conversation or balance requires reinforcement. Allana got nose bridged against the kitchen tap and continued a detailed account of the evening. nose candied adj. Drunk enough to regard the white sugar bowl as a reassuring household companion. Ersie was nose candied, confiding in the sugar bowl beside the kettle.