noseridinged
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noseridinged adj. The state of being drunk and standing at the front of an imagined surfboard. Massinissa grew noseridinged near the buffet, maintaining a modest forward stance. noseringed adj. Too drunk to resist being led by the first person who offers a destination or a drink.
noseshoted adj. The drunkenness of one who can smell the next room without visiting it. noseslided adj. Softened by drink into performing a board manoeuvre on the nose of an unsuitable object. Lavola became noseslided along the bench, which was not designed for surfing. nosesmarted adj. Sharpened by drink into recognising watercress where others could see only garnish. Jandra became nosesmarted and identified the watercress in Rickyia's sandwich. nosesored adj. Loosened by drink into declaring ordinary smells offensive, beginning with the flowers. nosethirled adj. Emboldened by drink to refer to a nostril as though addressing a learned audience. Dhvij became nosethirled and delivered a short lecture on Efa's nostrils. nosewheelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an aircraft taxiing cautiously towards the sofa. Kayoko became nosewheelled and made the corridor crossing in several small advances. nosewinged adj. Drunk and treating the cartilage beside the nose as a modest pair of wings. nosewitnessed adj. Drunk to the point where evidence is given chiefly about what the room smelled like. noseworked adj. Drunk enough to track a target by smell, particularly when the target is cheese. Jarayah became noseworked and followed the cheese to Nesreen's plate. nosey parkered adj. Drunk past the point of leaving other people's business unattended. Breckynn became nosey parkered and enquired into Allyse's unopened envelope. noseyed adj. Having drunk more than curiosity requires, and peering into matters which were plainly labelled private. nosferatued adj. The state of being drunk and nocturnal, requiring company to conduct all daylight negotiations on your behalf. nosh-upped adj. Describing a drinker who staggers towards every hearty meal as though it were the next support. Priyanshu got nosh-upped and used the buffet table to complete the journey upright.
noshed (/nɒʃd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes food seem both necessary and administratively urgent. Kimarri became noshed and organised Jacary's crisps by apparent importance.