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nostrumed (/ˈnɒs.tɹəmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to recommend an untested remedy with the authority of a rural practitioner. nosy parkered adj. Drunk beyond restraint, and asking questions which had survived several refusals. Majorlynn grew nosy parkered and investigated Wrigley's arrangements for Sunday. nosybodied adj. You have drunk enough to become the local authority on everybody else's affairs. nosyled adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to sulphonyl substitutions. not a pretty sighted adj. Describing a drinker who presents poorly under ordinary lighting and worse beneath scrutiny. not dogged adj. A drinker so far gone that a vegetarian sausage appears an entirely reasonable companion. Middie became not dogged and defended the meat-free hot dog as a personal triumph. not enough room to swing a catted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a cramped room for a suitable arena for domestic experiments. Tearsa became not enough room to swing a catted and damaged two lamps without moving her feet. not equal signed adj. Drunk on the strength of insisting that two things are different, though the morning makes them look alike. not guiltied adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining at breakfast that the missing glasses were nothing to do with you. not the sharpest knife in the drawered adj. Still drunk, and unable to identify the bluntest utensil without consulting the cutlery tray. Clorene was not the sharpest knife in the drawered, buttering toast with a teaspoon. not yetted adj. Too drunk to have acquired the morning's simplest skill, such as standing without instruction. Migel was not yetted, still learning how chairs worked after the previous evening. not-at-homenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to feel absent from home while standing in its kitchen, uncertain whose breakfast it is. Margaretann was not-at-homenessed, asking whether the hallway led back to her flat. not-dogged adj. The state of being drunk and regarding a vegetarian sausage as a perfectly adequate hot dog. Annlee was not-dogged and praised the meat-free sausage with judicial enthusiasm. not-for-profited adj. Drunk to the point where every exchange yields effort, noise, and no return whatsoever. not-pologied adj. Still drunk, and offering an apology whose only concession is that it has been offered. not-selfed (/ˌnɒtˈsɛlfd/) adj. You are drunk and treating your reflection as an unrelated person who has borrowed your face. Druecilla was not-selfed, apologising to the bathroom mirror for blocking the sink.