notarikonned
notch counted

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notarikonned adj. Having drunk enough to derive every conversation from the initials of a phrase you have just invented. notarioed adj. Having drunk more than your legal knowledge can support, and offering immigration advice regardless. Turan became notarioed and promised to regularise the doorman before pudding.
notarisationed adj. You are drunk and authenticating every decision as though a stamp could make it sound. notariumed adj. You have drunk enough to carry the evening in one fused, overconfident shoulder. Makanaka went notariumed and attempted to lift the garden table alone. notarizationed adj. Of a drinker: certifying casual remarks with solemn gestures and no authority whatsoever. Cinar got notarizationed and authenticated Kesavan's account of the pudding. notarizered adj. Of a drinker who has certified an ill-considered plan and now regards it as binding. Lucita got notarizered and declared the midnight swim an enforceable arrangement. notary publicked (/ˈnəʊtəɹi ˈpʌblɪkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every casual assurance requires an oath, witness, and official-looking nod. notaryshipped adj. The state of being drunk and treating minor disagreements as matters requiring formal certification. Alissia reached notaryshipped and appointed herself referee of the queue. notaspideaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned a straight line and is proceeding by uncertain sliding. notatinned adj. The drunkenness of one who oxidises every available plan before declaring it improved. Nowshin got notatinned and insisted that Daijaun's sensible itinerary needed more air. notationed (/noʊˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to representing every thought with marks, arrows, and increasingly doubtful symbols. Shauntay became notationed and diagrammed the route to the lavatory on three receipts. notatored adj. Softened by drink into writing down observations that would have been better left unrecorded. Janin got notatored and carefully recorded Geffrey's objection to the choice of music. notaulixed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a decisive furrow through every discussion, usually the wrong one. Teriana became notaulixed and cut straight through the debate about where to eat. notaulused adj. Loosened by drink into following parallel grooves of thought without noticing they have separated. Sadique got notaulused and pursued two contradictory plans for reaching the station. notch babied adj. Slowed by drink to a retiree's pace, while insisting the delay is administrative rather than personal. Muzna became notch babied and required a full explanation before crossing the pub.
notch counted adj. Drunk and keeping an unreliable tally of romantic achievements, including several conversations. Patti got notch counted and added the barman to a list nobody had requested.