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nothing for itted adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently persuaded that no course remains except another course. nothing sandwiched adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to filling the evening with whatever is nearest at hand. Iyon became nothing sandwiched and placed two slices of bread around an unopened receipt. nothing specialed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the extraordinary evening as thoroughly ordinary. nothing to seed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining that the person in the hedge has no connection with the proceedings. Layia was nothing to seed and denied any association with the missing garden chair. nothing to sneeze atted adj. Drunk enough to dismiss respectable achievements unless they arrive with a conspicuous bodily interruption. nothing to sniff atted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an acceptable result as worthy of a cautious, ceremonial inspection. nothing-burgered adj. Of a drinker who has drunk himself into ceremonial insignificance and is now mainly decorative. Marquies became nothing-burgered and contributed little beyond a sleeve near the gravy. nothing-butteried adj. Having drunk enough to explain every complicated matter away until only an empty glass remains. nothing-up-my-sleeve numbered adj. Having drunk more than a cryptographic construct can conceal, and displaying the result openly on the table. nothingarianed adj. You have drunk enough to hold no particular beliefs, except that this round should continue. Greyer became nothingarianed and declined to choose between lager and cider. nothingarianismed adj. You are drunk and practising a complete absence of doctrine, with considerable conviction. Alonnie grew nothingarianismed and delivered a sermon on having no position whatsoever. nothingburgered (/ˈnʌθɪŋbəːɡəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become an unimportant person, chiefly by discussing himself at length. nothinged (/nɒ-d/) adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every solemn announcement to something trifling, including the announcement itself. nothingismed adj. A drinker who has achieved nihility between the bar and the lavatory. nothingisted adj. A drinker so far gone that even having no beliefs has become a settled position. Jayzon turned nothingisted and refused to endorse either side of the menu. nothingizationed adj. The state of being drunk and progressively reducing every grand intention to nothing. Pauljohn entered nothingizationed and watched his plans for the evening disappear.