Nisibened
Niuaned

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Nisibened (/ˈnɪsɪbiːnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the city has become a condition of the person rather than a place. Draymond became Nisibened and gave directions to a town he had never visited. Niskaed adj. Of a drinker: formally representing several absent people, most of whom would prefer not to be involved. Hajnalka became Niskaed and answered the landlord on behalf of the entire staircase.
Niskin bottled adj. The state of being drunk and sealed between two ends, most often on a sofa awaiting retrieval. Anieya became Niskin bottled and required assistance from both ends of the corridor. Niskinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every bottle on the table as a two-ended social obligation. Damarius spent ten minutes opening both ends of the conversation, thoroughly Niskinned. Niskwallied adj. Drunk on the strength of an invented connection, and determined to explain it to everyone present. Ladaisia got Niskwallied and attempted introductions between people who had already met. Nisquallied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the remaining household chores seem personally addressed. Eduviges became Nisquallied and apologised to the washing machine for postponing its cycle. Nissanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring steering whenever the evening changes direction. Lourie was Nissanned by supper, needing two friends to guide the turn towards home. Nissarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and making every farewell substantially longer than the evening itself. Selia was Nissarded, extending goodbye to each person through three separate handshakes. Nissen hutted adj. Too drunk to leave the shelter of the nearest wall, where several companions eventually found you. Kyha was Nissen hutted beside the coat stand while friends negotiated a taxi. Nissl bodied adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce large, granular explanations for other people's benefit. Ivyanne became Nissl bodied and supplied the table with dense explanations nobody had sought. Nissl granuled adj. Having drunk enough to break every conversation into small, conspicuous points for others to endure. Shaday got Nissl granuled and reduced the argument to particles for Manferd's inspection. Nissl substanced adj. Having drunk more than the table can absorb, and continuing to supply material regardless. Adylene was Nissl substanced, offering dense contributions long after the subject had disappeared. Nithsdaled adj. You have drunk enough to draw the evening over your face and require assistance from the doorway. Rasheida was Nithsdaled by midnight, with Idriss arranging the coat and the taxi. Nitinoled adj. You are drunk and determined to return every conversation to the shape it had before you arrived. Jamay was Nitinoled, repeatedly restoring the same argument after everyone had abandoned it. Nitro Expressed adj. Of a drinker who has made one forceful point and left the room to deal with its consequences. Roshida went Nitro Expressed through the birthday speech, leaving Teak to restore order.
Niuaned adj. Describing a drinker who has made the room responsible for his return journey. Ilaya became Niuaned and left Aston-jay to establish which taxi was actually theirs.