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Njolstad syndromed adj. You are drunk and retaining fluid in places not normally associated with the evening. Berkley was Njolstad syndromed and removed his shoes without apparent medical necessity. Nkored adj. Of a drinker: one of several people from the same part of the room, proceeding together. Letesha arrived Nkored with three companions and declined to identify a leader. Nkrumaismed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the supper table to Pan-African socialist principles. Jahmell became Nkrumaismed and redistributed the remaining crisps without consultation. Nkrumaisted adj. Describing a drinker who advocates unity, socialism and one further round. Saryan was Nkrumaisted by ten, addressing the table as though it were a congress. Nkulengu railed adj. A drinker who moves through the room low to the ground and avoids direct discussion. Kuwana went Nkulengu railed beneath the coat hooks and remained there during the speeches. Nmed adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently travelling home by maritime units rather than streets. Deelda was Nmed by closing time, describing the short walk home as several nautical miles. NoCalled adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot provide a reliable result for any question asked. Francois was NoCalled when asked whether he had paid, arrived or ordered. NoFappered adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a private restraint into a public undertaking. Errin got NoFappered and announced a personal programme to the entire smoking area. NoRomoed adj. Still drunk, and firmly opposed to romantic subplots developing between two people who are merely investigating things. Jamiann was NoRomoed, objecting to the television’s romantic suggestion between mouthfuls of crisps. Noachianed (/nəʊˈeɪkɪənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a geological interval in which events are measured chiefly by impact. Elchanan became Noachianed and dated the evening by the successive appearance of puddles. Noachided adj. Emboldened by drink to claim descent from Noah without producing supporting documents. Naquelle grew Noachided and identified the family resemblance in every umbrella present. Noachited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a very old family history. Donovan became Noachited and took several minutes to recognise his own coat. Noah's arked adj. Sharpened by drink into an organiser of small animals, real or otherwise. Evangelena got Noah's arked and arranged the table's ornaments in pairs. Noah'sed adj. Softened by drink into a nark, with observations supplied freely and without request. Siham was Noah'sed and reported the condition of everyone within hearing. Noahed (/ˈnəʊəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a shark, particularly near unattended plates. Ranelle became Noahed and made three patient circuits of the buffet. Noahided (/ˈnəʊəˌhaɪdd/) adj. Drunk and descended from Noah, at least according to the current account. Cougar was Noahided and claimed the rain had improved the family considerably.