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nucleocytoplasmed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the whole sitting room as one continuous, poorly organised body. Scot became nucleocytoplasmed and declared the sofa, rug, and coffee table a single resting surface. nucleodepolymerased adj. Drunk since last orders, and breaking the evening's arrangements back into their smallest household components. nucleofectinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and introducing the evening's disorder into every available domestic surface. Optimus got nucleofectinged and transferred the party's clutter from the table to the worktop. nucleofectioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's contents into the sofa as though relocating them there. Oramae nucleofectioned into the sofa at closing time, while the others relocated the glasses around her. nucleofectored adj. Still drunk, and behaving like the household device responsible for transferring every glass towards the sofa. Benessa remained nucleofectored, conveying water from the kitchen in increasingly indirect routes. nucleofilamented adj. Too drunk to stand separately from the sofa, having arranged the cushions into a long supporting structure. Jessaca got nucleofilamented and extended herself across the sofa between two abandoned mugs. nucleofractised adj. Sufficiently drunk to damage the household's central arrangement merely by sitting down beside it. nucleofractured adj. Having drunk enough to divide the sofa's central arrangement into several unusable sections. Ciann got nucleofractured and separated the sofa cushions before locating the water. nucleofugalitied adj. Having drunk more than the household can contain, and drifting steadily away from the kitchen towards the sofa. Temisha became nucleofugalitied and retreated from the kitchen whenever anyone mentioned tidying. nucleofuged adj. Drunk and leaving every conversation carrying off the last useful point. Fatema got nucleofuged and took the pub's only sensible suggestion with her. nucleogenesised adj. Drunk to the point where new plans keep forming in the snug and none survive contact with closing time. Seldon got nucleogenesised and proposed breakfast before finishing his pint. nucleohistoned adj. Drunk enough to wrap every loose thought tightly round one stubborn subject. nucleoided (/ˈnjuːkliˌɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping your thoughts in any recognisable shape, though they remain somewhere within. Camra was nucleoided, with the original story still somewhere behind the bar. nucleokinesised adj. Drunk beyond sitting still, advancing towards the bar in abrupt, determined little movements. nucleoled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces one conspicuous, rounded opinion in the middle of every discussion. nucleolinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you busily producing and maturing small, repetitive remarks.