nucleolipided
nucleophilic substitutioned

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nucleolipided adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a greasy coating of personal history. nucleolused adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a conspicuous rounded body wherever you have been put down. Charlestyn was nucleolused in the corner, rounded over a half-finished lager.
nucleolysinned adj. Drunk on the strength of an enzyme-like urge to break down whatever remains of the evening's structure. nucleolysised adj. Drunk since last orders, and destroying the nucleus of every plan before it can hold together. Daequon was nucleolysised and dissolved the agreed route home. nucleomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the entire evening's genetic material in your head. nucleomegalied adj. Drunk by closing time, and enlarged in the only department still accepting new information. Azaela became nucleomegalied and took up most of the bench with one opinion. nucleometallationed adj. Still drunk, and aggressively attaching yourself to any positively received suggestion. Yusif remained nucleometallationed, joining every proposed round without hesitation. nucleomitophobiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary pub noise from the arrival of an atomic bomb. Islynn got nucleomitophobiaed when someone dropped a tray near the bar. nucleomodulinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to alter the behaviour of every group you enter without appearing to join one. nucleomorphed adj. Having drunk enough to become a small vestigial presence between the coats and the outer wall. nucleon numbered adj. You have drunk enough to assign every person in the pub a mass and a place in the tally. nucleoned (/ˈn(j)uːkliɒnd/) adj. Having drunk more than a reasonable person, with either a positive or negative charge remaining. nucleonicsed adj. You are drunk and conducting a detailed study of the pub's smallest, most argumentative units. Kierria was nucleonicsed and examined the chemistry of every table's disagreement. nucleophagied adj. Of a drinker: consuming the central part of every conversation until only peripheral muttering remains. nucleophiled adj. Of a drinker who has become strongly attracted to positive attention and donates opinions freely.
nucleophilic substitutioned adj. Describing a drinker who replaces every departing companion with the nearest available stranger.