Noahited
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Noahited adj. Drunk to the point where a family tree includes one boat and several animals. Tamare was Noahited and assigned plausible species to the people at the next table. Noamlakeed adj. Drunk since last orders, and walking as though the floor were a broad valley requiring careful local mapping. Zekiel became Noamlakeed and surveyed the corridor before committing to its gentle slope.
Nobel Diseased adj. Drunk beyond the point at which expertise in one subject seems to cover all others. Oxanna was Nobel Diseased and corrected the chef on astronomy, taxation and pastry. Nobel Prized (/noʊˈbɛl ˌpɹaɪzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing outstanding achievement from locating the cloakroom. Kathryne was Nobel Prized and treated finding her handbag as a scientific breakthrough. Nobel diseased adj. Drunk in a way that encourages confident explanations of matters not previously encountered. Kiliyah was Nobel diseased and diagnosed the jukebox with a minor constitutional defect. Nobel laureated adj. Describing a drinker who awards every glass a prize, then delivers a speech while missing the stairs. Liz got Nobel laureated and thanked the bar staff before attempting the stairs sideways. Nobelisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the queue for the kebab merits an acceptance speech. Zaiden became Nobelisted and thanked the entire takeaway for its contribution to science. Nobelitised adj. The state of being drunk and consumed by the wish to win a prize nobody has offered. Ekam became Nobelitised and nominated himself for services to remaining upright. Nobelled (/nəʊˈbɛld/) adj. Drunk enough to award a prize for an ordinary achievement and give a short acceptance speech. Reilyn became Nobelled after finding the bottle opener and thanked the kitchen staff. Nobert's linesed adj. Drunk to the extent of testing every glass for invisible markings before accepting water. Jatyler was Nobert's linesed and inspected the tumbler beneath three different lamps. Nobili's ringsed adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing coloured halos round the kitchen lights and arranging the sofa accordingly. Sender was Nobili's ringsed and moved the sofa away from every lamp in turn. Noddy capped adj. The drunkenness of one who protects the nose by meeting doorways with it first. Maxmillian got Noddy capped and approached the stairwell with the confidence of a guided missile. Noddy suited adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the room in a pointed hood, with emergency procedures for ordinary furniture. Taja went Noddy suited and treated the banister as equipment rather than something to hold. Nodheaded adj. Softened by drink into moving by repeated downward motions, particularly near a staircase. Blu-belle grew Nodheaded and negotiated each stair with a slow, private bow. Noed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, for the moment, to a number without an answer. Jahvari was Noed and labelled every chair with an uncertain numeral.
Noetherian domained (/nəˈtɛ.ɹi.ən doʊ̯ˈmeɪ̯nd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose remaining territory is bounded by the handrail. Chevie got Noetherian domained and refused to leave the narrow strip beside the banister.