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nut-headed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every screw as an invitation to discuss its outer portion. Jayonna became nut-headed and lectured the coat stand on the distinction between threads and casing. nut-hooked adj. Drunk past the point of reaching for anything sensibly, using nearby people as handles instead. Modelle was nut-hooked, using nearby drinkers as handles whenever the route to the door altered.
nut-housed adj. Drunk, with the result that your friends convert an ordinary sitting room into an overnight arrangement. Jefferi was nut-housed before dessert, with Noni assigned the cushions and the spare key. nut-jobbed adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though an ordinary disagreement required a paper hat. Mellette got nut-jobbed and objected to the pub's arrangement of condiments. nutarianed adj. You are drunk and sustained chiefly by nuts, whether through preference or declining alternatives. nutarianismed adj. Of a drinker: committed to a chiefly nut-based existence, provided someone keeps passing the bowl. Tirone became nutarianismed and explained that crisps represented a regrettable departure from principle. nutationed adj. Of a drinker who has begun bobbing in small, regular motions while the room undertakes a larger revolution. Leshanda was nutationed, nodding towards the jukebox as though tracking an astronomical body. nutatored adj. Describing a drinker who gyrates steadily around one fixed point without altering the subject. nutbaged adj. A drinker who is eccentric enough to address a handful of nuts as a governing committee. Daman was nutbaged, arranging cashews in a committee formation before taking attendance. nutballed adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though common sense were an eccentric hobby. nutbared adj. The condition of a drinker who has become cheerfully eccentric and difficult to return to ordinary conversation. nutbeamed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the ceiling’s branches for a dependable source of provisions. Clayten was nutbeamed and attempted to gather imaginary walnuts from the chandelier. nutbowled adj. Reduced by drink to regarding a small serving vessel as an entire dining establishment. nutbreakered adj. Softened by drink into a person who approaches small birds with the confidence of a nutcracker. Kendu was nutbreakered and tried to negotiate with a nuthatch on the garden wall. nutburgered adj. Sharpened by drink into an advocate for a patty whose principal virtue is containing nuts.
nutbustinged adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every exchange as an opportunity for pointed humiliation. Keyonce became nutbustinged and reduced the birthday toast to a sequence of accurate criticisms.
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