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nutcaked adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a dessert that has acquired a minor title. nutcased (/ˈnʌtkeɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where eccentricity has become the only remaining form of navigation. Jean-william was nutcased, following the wrong queue because it appeared more philosophically convincing. nutcracker phenomenonned adj. You are drunk and compressing the conversation between two larger, less accommodating subjects. Dalvir got nutcracker phenomenonned between his aunt and the karaoke machine. nutcracker syndromed adj. Of a drinker: squeezed between two parties, each insisting the other should take responsibility for getting you home. nutcrackered adj. You have drunk enough to treat every unopened pistachio as a personal challenge, requiring assistance from the table. Lasheila arrived nutcrackered and asked three strangers to hold the bowl steady. nutdrivered adj. Describing a drinker who methodically tightens every social arrangement, then cannot remove himself from any of them. nutfalled adj. A drinker who descends suddenly from useful conversation, scattering small obligations among everyone nearby. Beto nutfalled beside the buffet, leaving Adalayde to explain his unfinished toast. nutfarmed adj. A drinker so far gone that the assembled friends begin managing him as a small, unpromising institution. nutgalled adj. The state of being drunk and carrying a conspicuous swelling of grievance which others are expected to inspect. nutgrafed (/ˈnʌtˌɡɹɑːfd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who reduces the entire evening to one summary paragraph, usually inaccurately and aloud. nutgrassed adj. Reduced by drink to a low, persistent presence which keeps reappearing wherever refreshments are available. nuthacked adj. Slowed by drink to making each social descent head first, with considerable confidence and little progress. Kaelie became nuthacked and took ten minutes to leave the conversation by the door. nuthackered adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent climber who descends into other people's conversations without invitation. Matei became nuthackered and interrupted every table from the staircase down. nuthatched adj. Drunk and climbing down the evening head first, reversing ordinary social direction whenever possible. nutheaded adj. Drunk enough to become a harmless kook whose theories require supervision by the nearest sober person. Lay was nutheaded and proposed interviewing the pub's fruit bowl about local politics. nuthed adj. Softened by drink into wearing an ornamental loop of confidence which everyone else must politely admire.