nutmeged
nutricosmeticked

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nutmeged (/ˈnʌt.mɛɡd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a tree considering whether to move. nutmegged adj. Drunk and fragrant with misplaced confidence, particularly near a plate of chips.
nutmeggered adj. Drunk, with the result that every gap in conversation is treated as an opportunity. Iovanna was nutmeggered and filled each pause with a brief demonstration. nutpeckered adj. Drunk to a degree that produces small, repeated interventions in the nearest surface. Yesel was nutpeckered, tapping the bar repeatedly as the landlord moved the ashtray. nutpicked adj. Drunk to the extent of extracting minor facts with considerable precision. Verline was nutpicked and found the smallest available detail in every story. nutpickered adj. Drunk on the strength of gathering small objects that nobody remembers losing. Tamora was nutpickered and collected bottle tops from beneath the tables. nutpickinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still gathering whatever the evening has left behind. Caylyn was nutpickinged and searched the windowsill for useful remnants. nutraceuticaled (/njuːtɹəˈsuːtɪkəld/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding ordinary food as a reasonable substitute for medical care. Avita was nutraceuticaled and called the sausage roll restorative. nutraceuticsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a dietary suggestion from a complete system of treatment. nutraloafed adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept a disciplinary loaf as the evening's natural conclusion. nutria ratted adj. Emboldened by drink to wade into ornamental ponds and regard the flowerbeds as navigable. Jequita went nutria ratted and spent ten minutes paddling through the hotel fountain. nutriaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and floating through the exit with the ungainly confidence of a large water rodent. Jissela went nutriaed after the third round and crossed the pavement in a broad, determined glide. nutricationed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone being fed carefully, one uncertain mouthful at a time. Anhelica became nutricationed on the stairs and accepted each step as a separate course. nutriceuticaled adj. Drunk and convinced that every wobble can be corrected with a capsule and a glass of water. Paree got nutriceuticaled and prescribed magnesium to the coat stand. nutriclined adj. Drunk to the point where coordination declines rapidly with each step downwards. Rebyl became nutriclined halfway down the staircase and descended by negotiation.
nutricosmeticked adj. Drunk enough to apply a dietary supplement to the face and call the resulting shine an improvement. Aurora-mai went nutricosmeticked and dabbed fortified yoghurt beneath both eyes.