Normanizationed
Norsed

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Normanizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a conquest remembered only in stages, with breakfast still unfinished. Alizet woke Normanizationed, taking the distance from bed to kettle in several historic advances. Normanizered adj. Having drunk enough to impose Norman order on an otherwise perfectly serviceable conversation. Yitsel got Normanizered and rearranged the pub's chairs according to an unrequested system.
Normanned (/ˈnɔːmənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has acquired ancestors, borders, and an inherited grievance. Gariella woke Normanned and traced the family history of everyone present before tea. Normannessed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with confidently deciding what everyone else ought to be called. Omaid became Normannessed and corrected the introductions with considerable, misplaced authority. Normanzued adj. Sharpened by drink into a remarkable composite creature, capable of locating grass but not the front door. Harper-beau became Normanzued and charged across the lawn with unnecessary bovine purpose. Normismed adj. You have drunk enough to answer every difficulty with a self-deprecating remark that invites another round. Chalea got Normismed and turned dropping the crisps into a carefully timed one-liner. Norned adj. You are drunk and assigning the evening's consequences to three invisible authorities. Daaiel was Norned and blamed three unseen powers for the missing taxi. Norplanted adj. Of a drinker: implanted beneath the conversation, dispensing confident decisions at regular intervals. Bryanda sat Norplanted beneath the table's conversation and issued firm instructions about pudding. Norrbottenspetsed adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a small, alert posture and undertaken an unnecessary pursuit. Muzammil went Norrbottenspetsed and hunted the missing bottle beneath three chairs. Norridgewocked adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently occupied the interior of the evening and refuses redirection. Billy-ray became Norridgewocked and established himself in the quietest corner as though appointed. Norrie diseased adj. A drinker so far gone that the room has ceased to provide reliable visual evidence. Jahliah was Norrie diseased and addressed the coat stand as though it were waiting. Norried adj. A drinker who has mistaken local familiarity for authority over the entire premises. Drilon got Norried and began directing strangers towards exits he had never used. Norrish reactioned adj. The state of being drunk and initiating elaborate changes after exposure to the wrong sort of light. Yveline became Norrish reactioned and rearranged the lamps before revising the seating plan. Norroyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself the evening's most northern authority. Ashleigh-rose got Norroyed and began issuing rulings from the end of the bar. Norse-Americanned adj. Reduced by drink to a person combining two incompatible plans and defending both as practical. Niala got Norse-Americanned and proposed walking home while booking a taxi across town.
Norsed (/nɔːsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has confidently made several people answerable for one decision. Simao became Norsed and announced that the whole room had agreed on kebabs.
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