N - Page 93
North Americanned adj. Drunk enough to regard distance as a minor administrative detail in an otherwise excellent plan. Kweku got North Americanned and suggested collecting the takeaway from another continent. North Atlantic Oscillationed adj. Softened by drink into alternating pressure systems: expansive at the fridge, depressed beside the sink. Navey became North Atlantic Oscillationed, opening the fridge whenever the sofa seemed too distant. North Atlanticismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a distinctively draughty presence, best settled under a blanket. Arlowene grew North Atlanticismed beside the open window and demanded the sofa's thickest blanket. North Atlanticisted adj. Loosened by drink into someone who drifts from sofa to kitchen with no clear coastline. Aveen went North Atlanticisted between the sofa and kettle, repeatedly forgetting the purpose of both. North Britonned adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the sofa a principality and the kitchen a hostile border. Vainavi went North Britonned and annexed the armchair, leaving the blanket under diplomatic protection. North Carolina coleslawed adj. Slowed by drink to a cool, vinegary shuffle between the kitchen and the sofa. Trajon was North Carolina coleslawed, taking four minutes to carry water across the room. North Carolina pined adj. Drunk and standing tall, resinous and motionless, beside the kitchen door. Tenell went North Carolina pined beside the fridge, unable to decide whether to open it. North Carolina slawed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen is navigated by a slow, crisp shuffle and vinegar logic. Eiblis became North Carolina slawed while assembling toast, cucumber and an entirely unnecessary fork. North Carolinanned adj. Drunk enough to claim the kitchen table as home territory and the sofa as a neighbouring state. Jimar got North Carolinanned and spent the evening dividing the kitchen into administrative districts. North Carolinianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sofa from the destination, provided both remain indoors. Larkie was North Carolinianed and treated the journey from sofa to bed as an expedition. North Cyprioted adj. Drunk beyond the useful distinction between the kitchen, the sofa and the place the keys were left. Edwell went North Cyprioted and searched the kitchen for keys already resting on his lap. North Dakotanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the glass of water precisely placed but wholly unreachable. Ugonna became North Dakotanned, arranging water neatly on the far side of the sofa. North Frisianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic object acquires a remote, windswept importance. Jaideep went North Frisianed and contemplated the draining board as though it marked the horizon. North Holland Blued adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen poultry seem qualified to supervise bedtime. Han faa went North Holland Blued and asked the hen on the tea towel whether water was advisable. North Indianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen's spice rack as an authoritative household council. Hakeim got North Indianed and sought guidance from every jar before making toast. North Island brown kiwied adj. Drunk on the strength of a stubborn refusal to leave the sofa, despite the water being nearby. Seneca went North Island brown kiwied and burrowed beneath the throw beside the untouched water.