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Northern Inuit Dogged adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving about the pub with a convincing but unnecessary air of the wild. Natishia became Northern Inuit Dogged and watched the beer garden as though tracking prey. Northern Irelandered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every departure as the beginning of another social occasion. Katina was Northern Irelandered and turned the taxi queue into an impromptu reception. Northern Irished adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a cheerful argument with the empty glass beside you. Manan remained Northern Irished and proposed another round to the vacant bar stool. Northern Irishmanned adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without first taking responsibility for everyone else's journey. Latroya was Northern Irishmanned and organised lifts for people who had already gone home. Northern Mariana Islandered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the crowded pub for an archipelago and each table for a safe harbour. Sedonia went Northern Mariana Islandered and crossed the room by hopping between tables. Northern Souled adj. Still drunk, and dancing with grave regional conviction to music the room had not requested. Alonah arrived Northern Souled and attempted a precise shuffle between the tables. Northern Union footballed adj. Having drunk enough to tackle the evening in straight lines, with no regard for finesse. Clarese became Northern Union footballed and charged the crowded bar for a packet of crisps. Northerned adj. Drunk beyond the point where forward motion is possible without considerable steam and several hands. Yarianny went Northerned and required a platform announcement to locate the taxi rank. Northernered adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring only a compass and a quiet room by morning. Jinelle woke Northernered and spent ten minutes aligning the bed with the window. Northernnessed adj. You have drunk enough to yearn for a colder, farther world while remaining firmly beside the fruit machine. Ralinda became Northernnessed and planned an expedition to the snowy car park. Northited adj. You are drunk and supporting the next round with the steadfastness of a parliamentary division. Lonnesha was Northited and voted for another round before the question had been finished. Northmanned adj. Of a drinker: drunk in an old-fashioned manner, with a moustache of foam and an opinion on empire. Jon-paul was Northmanned and delivered a solemn toast to the pub's brass fittings. Northover projectored adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a tripod from a table, and inclined to launch the evening from it. Jahnavi was Northover projectored and solemnly inspected the pub table for suitable ammunition. Northronned adj. Drunk beyond all useful direction, with every compass pointing vaguely towards home. Lymon became Northronned and spent twenty minutes consulting a coat hook about the way north. Northumbered (/nɔːˈθʌmbəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest inconvenience acquires the dignity of an ancient border dispute. Luziano was Northumbered and treated a missing coaster as a matter for historical arbitration. Northumberlandered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest county seem both personally significant and difficult to reach. Tikera was Northumberlandered and gave the taxi driver a detailed account of an imaginary county boundary.