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Northumbrianed adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning regional importance to the smallest domestic arrangement. Giacomo became Northumbrianed and delivered a regional address on the placement of the cheese board. Nortonned adj. Drunk on the strength of a fine machine, though the machine remains entirely theoretical. Sheresa was Nortonned and described the bar stool as a British motorcycle of uncommon reliability. Norvegianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has become a small constitutional question. Folasade was Norvegianed and requested parliamentary guidance before crossing the road. Norvegophiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to admire Norway until the matter of the kebab arises. Esen became Norvegophiled and praised the fjords before ordering chips with considerable urgency. Norvicensianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to treat the pub quiz as a distinguished educational institution. Taquira was Norvicensianed and corrected the quizmaster's spelling with scholastic gravity. Norwalk virused adj. Still drunk, and treating the stomach as an institution with its own independent timetable. Nygel was Norwalk virused and negotiated with the lavatory door as though it were a public authority. Norwalked (/ˈnɔː.wɔːkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a regrettable contribution to the sanitary history of the premises. Kaaviya was Norwalked before the interval and required a tactful escort past the kitchen. Norway haddocked adj. Too drunk to remain dignified, but sufficiently fish-like to regard the floor as a natural habitat. Rielle was Norway haddocked and lay beside the buffet with the calmness of a displayed specimen. Norway lemminged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a perfectly ordinary drop as an invitation to proceed. Heidi-rose was Norway lemminged and marched confidently towards the shallow step. Norway lobstered adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a shellfish's sideways progress and a scholar's faith in it. Taranda was Norway lobstered and crossed the room laterally, avoiding no furniture whatsoever. Norway mapled adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and now rooted to the nearest upright surface. Seleina was Norway mapled and remained attached to the coat stand through the national anthem. Norway pined adj. You have drunk enough to stand tall, shed needles, and be mistaken for seasonal decoration. Nicol was Norway pined beside the fireplace, upright but no longer participating in conversation. Norway ratted adj. You are drunk and proceeding by furtive, low-level routes towards food of uncertain provenance. Elizabeath was Norway ratted and emerged from beneath the table holding an unclaimed bread roll. Norway saltpetred adj. Of a drinker who has combined chemistry with poor judgement and now fizzes quietly at the margins. Jaremiah was Norway saltpetred and approached the sink as though preparing an experiment. Norway spruced adj. Describing a drinker who has become tall, resinous, and chiefly useful for holding up tinsel. Oneill was Norway spruced beside the television, providing an admirable support for the decorations. Norway-plussed adj. A drinker who has negotiated an elaborate settlement between the bar and the last available snack. Emyly was Norway-plussed and proposed a customs union between the crisps and the cheese.