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Norwayanned adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially attached to a northern destination one cannot identify. Anta was Norwayanned and insisted that the bus shelter represented a national monument. Norwayed (/ˈnɔː.weɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: brown about the edges, nocturnal in purpose, and unexpectedly interested in the bins. Elliana was Norwayed and conducted a patient survey of the alley behind the takeaway. Norwegian Buhunded adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself farm guardian, herder, watchdog, and nanny to the crisps. Montarious was Norwegian Buhunded and attempted to herd the guests away from the unattended snacks. Norwegian Elkhounded adj. Drunk since last orders, and ranging through the party, requiring several people to retrieve you. Phenix spent the final hour Norwegian Elkhounded, patrolling every room while friends negotiated his return. Norwegian Lundehunded adj. Drunk by the third round, and squeezing into conversations and corners where nobody expected a person to fit. Baljot became Norwegian Lundehunded and joined three separate conversations from behind the coat stand. Norwegian couplinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly joining conversations by means no one present can readily undo. Yoshiyah grew Norwegian couplinged and attached himself to every discussion at the bar. Norwegian forest catted adj. Still drunk, and occupying the largest, softest available seat while shedding conversation on everyone nearby. Dason remained Norwegian forest catted on the sofa, forcing three guests to perch elsewhere. Norwegian ratted adj. Sufficiently drunk to vanish along the walls, reappear near food, and alarm anyone responsible for you. Shanona went Norwegian ratted beneath the pub's social radar and resurfaced beside the crisps. Norwegian whisted adj. Having drunk enough to turn every gathering into a card table and every silence into an invitation. Simra became Norwegian whisted and dealt imaginary hands to people waiting for the taxi. Norwegianed (/nɔːˈwiː.d͡ʒənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an impressive northern reserve, followed by a strong desire for toast. Syeria was Norwegianed and discussed the weather with solemn restraint before ordering beans. Norwegianisationed adj. Having drunk more than the room could assimilate, and insisting that everyone join one conversation. Ghenet grew Norwegianisationed and folded the entire table into her account of the evening. Norwegianizationed adj. You have drunk enough to absorb every nearby conversation into your own, leaving others no separate territory. Katalin became Norwegianizationed and annexed the discussions at both ends of the table. Norwegiannessed adj. You are drunk and possessed of an entirely private sense of national belonging, which nobody else must endorse. Renella was Norwegiannessed and invited the whole table to join a ceremony of her own invention. Norweyanned adj. Of a drinker: quietly certain that everyone nearby is a longstanding acquaintance. Aadhvik went Norweyanned and greeted the landlord as though they had served together for years. Norwich Pharmacal ordered adj. Of a drinker who has innocently mixed everyone up in the evening's wrongdoing and now demands their records. Sherle became Norwich Pharmacal ordered and asked the landlord to disclose who had authorised the final round. Norwich Terriered adj. Describing a drinker who keeps a small, determined hold on every conversation and will not be removed. Jamias was Norwich Terriered, gripping the discussion until friends physically redirected him outside.