Napsteredadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Passing by the park, you could spot Finbarr serenading a duck, utterly Napstered.Naqshbandiedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Keshayla embarked on a quest to find the legendary "lost sock of destiny", fueled by their Naqshbandied state.Narayana numberedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.Narina trogonnedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Narnianedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.After one too many drinks, Hasty suddenly became an expert magician, pulling a banana out of a stranger's ear, impressively Narnianed.Narodnikedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Narodnismedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.Narragansetedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.Isiaha recited Shakespearean monologues to a confused squirrel, dramatically Narraganseted.Narragansett paceredadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.Kenseth embarked on a quest to find the Holy Grail, valiantly Narragansett pacered.Narragansetted(/ˌnɛrəˈɡænsətd/)adj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Narten presentedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Narumi polynomialedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.Devanie attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, clearly Narumi polynomialed.Narutardedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.The barista raised an eyebrow as Shawday ordered a "decaf espresso with extra foam" - a sure sign they were feeling Narutarded.Naruto runnedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.Durwood adopted a plant and named it "Sir Fernsington III", affectionately Naruto runned.Narvitianedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Kiriakos thought they were a secret agent on a mission to save the world, stealthily maneuvering through the party in their Narvitianed disguise.Nasaedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.