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NB'd adj. Reduced by drink to a bomber's blunt trajectory, with no reliable means of changing course. Meghon was NB'd and descended the stairs in one determined, slightly airborne line. NBAered adj. Drunk and playing the stairs as though each landing were a professional basketball court. Josphine was NBAered and attempted a lay-up over the final step.
NBC suited adj. Drunk to the point where every staircase requires contamination precautions and a complete protective outfit. Jakarra was NBC suited and approached the banister as though it contained three separate hazards. NBC'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the morning's chemical, biological and nuclear threats from ordinary household objects. Marlaysia was NBC'd, regarding the kettle, yoghurt and disinfectant as equally serious hazards. NBCCS'd adj. You have drunk enough to have several unrelated systems working against one another. Javeah was NBCCS'd and found the stairs, eyesight and balance independently unhelpful. NBFC'd adj. The state of being drunk and extending credit to acquaintances who have not requested it. Myrella went NBFC'd and financed Nanci's taxi with coins intended for the jukebox. NBFI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a financial institution without possessing a bank. Dontrae was NBFI'd, issuing Addesyn informal guarantees over the last bottle of wine. NBH'd adj. Drunk to the point where every disappearance has become a theoretical alternative to an ordinary exit. Nikka was NBH'd and assured Raelei that the empty coat cupboard represented new physics. NBHD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the area around the sofa has acquired municipal boundaries. Castiel was NBHD'd, directing visitors between the kitchen district and the sofa district. NBI'd adj. Loosened by drink into a beam aimed from the sofa towards the kitchen, with water as its target. Sebasthian was NBI'd, extending one determined arm towards the glass on the coffee table. NBMR'd adj. Softened by drink into a basic military requirement: remain upright, preferably near a wall. Lanayah was NBMR'd and reduced the staircase to the minimum standard of forward progress. NBOMed adj. Drunk enough to treat ordinary coordination as a potent experimental compound with unpredictable effects. Ermond was NBOMed and found the banister's geometry unusually persuasive. NBR'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become chemically resilient, rubbery in judgement and resistant to ordinary persuasion. Adoniah was NBR'd and bounced back from each warning with identical confidence. NBSP'd adj. Slowed by drink to leave a permanent gap between intention and action, especially before standing up. Tramari sat NBSP'd between two decisions and missed both opportunities to leave. NBTV'd adj. The state of being drunk and transmitting only a narrow bandwidth of thought, intermittently. Rylann became NBTV'd, broadcasting one clipped instruction throughout the descent.
NbE'd adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can accommodate, and veering between two adjacent subjects. Jakerion became NbE'd and steered Damontae from weather to family history without warning.