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NCO'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening oscillates according to numerical control. Mellony was NCO'd and changed subjects at precisely regular intervals. NCOIC'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the non-commissioned officer in charge could keep the legs in charge of anything. Lurleen was NCOIC'd and placed herself in command of the banister.
NCP'd adj. Drunk beyond parental scheduling, attempting to collect children who are not presently in one's care. Azsha went NCP'd and asked the receptionist whether the children had been returned yet. NCR'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the crowded room as a capital region requiring traffic management. Tyleke got NCR'd and directed pedestrians around the queue for the toilets. NCS'd adj. You have drunk enough to remain permanently at the stage where asking for another lemonade seems developmentally appropriate. Tekeisha got NCS'd and requested the children's menu with complete administrative confidence. NCT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home requires inspection, certification, and perhaps a mechanic. Jagen was NCT'd after the third round and failed the pavement's basic safety requirements. NCTT'd adj. Drunk enough to administer invisible therapeutic attention to the sofa from across the room. Aylamae sat NCTT'd beside the sofa, hands hovering as though healing its cushions. NCTzenned adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every round a different member of the band and expects introductions. Jewell got NCTzenned and tried to organise the coats according to the band's members. NCV'd adj. Reduced by drink to calculating the evening's worth without counting what it cost. Norberta went NCV'd and declared the expensive cocktails excellent value. ncDNA'd adj. Having drunk more than the ordinary amount required to keep the nucleus in charge. Breonca became ncDNA'd and insisted the evening’s instructions were stored somewhere central. ncRNA'd adj. Drunk and producing elaborate molecular instructions that code for absolutely nothing useful. Fayga got ncRNA'd and spent ten minutes directing a conversation towards no known outcome. ncrnaed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening carries messages, but makes no protein of them. ncsRNA'd adj. Drunk enough to issue small, non-coding signals from beneath the table. Surie went ncsRNA'd and contributed brief noises to every conversation nearby.
ncsrnaed adj. Drunk past the point of meaningful expression, but still emitting short regulatory remarks.