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NEMP'd adj. You have drunk enough to knock out every electrical system between the bar and your front door. Marlon was NEMP'd and rendered the card machine, phone and taxi app equally useless. NEMT'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring patient transport by whatever route avoids stairs, urgency, and unnecessary medical drama. Tashad was NEMT'd after the pub and conveyed gently to the taxi without attempting the steep pavement. NEO'd adj. Having drunk enough to bring every small decision into dangerous proximity with the evening. Bobbyetta got NEO'd and brought the salt cellar within conversational range. NER'd adj. Still drunk, and identifying every person, object and regrettable event before finding the coffee. Vannara was NER'd, labelling the kettle, the cat and the witness to last night's singing. NERD'd adj. The state of being drunk and refluxing discreetly, preferably while attempting the stairs. Liisa got NERD'd and paused on every step to reconsider the evening's acidity. NES'd (/ɛn iː ɛsd/) adj. Drunk and raiding the kitchen at midnight, while Yui and Evie-elizabeth hide the biscuits. Yui found Evie-elizabeth NES'd, conducting a second supper for everyone who had already gone home. NESB'd adj. You have drunk enough to communicate chiefly by pointing, nodding, and indicating the next round. Marsali was NESB'd at the bar, pointing at the pumps while making a persuasive case with one eyebrow. NEST'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where native English speech remains native, coherent, or particularly English. Shreyes was NEST'd, teaching the stairs pronunciation while missing every second step. NET'd adj. Slowed by drink to casting a sticky social snare around each conversation before moving on. Jermiane went NET'd and trapped Cardier beside the bar with one unfinished anecdote. NETosised adj. Softened by drink into a loose net, catching every conversation and blocking the exit. Selvyn became NETosised near closing, gathering stray remarks and several departing customers. NEV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating at low speed within a strictly domestic range. Duval was NEV'd, travelling cautiously from the sofa to the kitchen tap. NEXPTIME'd adj. Sharpened by drink into calculating impossible routes home in exponential time. Saleema was NEXPTIME'd and spent last orders solving the taxi journey by increasingly elaborate diagrams. NEbE'd adj. Drunk and proceeding slightly east of the diagonal, for reasons not recorded. Raavi became NEbE'd and placed the coat on a person facing away. NEbN'd adj. Drunk enough to favour the northern side of a direction already insufficiently simple. Jacynda left NEbN'd and paused to correct the angle of the pavement. NeRF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into rendering an elaborate three-dimensional account of events that never occurred. Mitchel got NeRF'd and reconstructed the entire altercation from a view behind the fruit machine. Neadesed adj. A drinker so far gone that a prehistoric beast seems a reasonable account of his size. Townsend was Neadesed by closing time, looming over the snug and asking for another round.