newsfilmedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.newsflashedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Despite the late hour, Marnae arrived home looking unmistakably newsflashed.newsflowedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.newsfroupedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.newsgamedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.At the bus stop, commuters exchanged amused glances as Yandel sang a one-person karaoke version of "Bohemian Rhapsody," sounding surprisingly newsgamed.newsgathereredadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.Stumbling into the room, Lakesiha declared themselves officially newsgatherered.newsgatheringedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Balal declared themselves the reigning champion of the invisible limbo competition, gracefully bending backward under an imaginary bar while being perfectly newsgatheringed.newsgirledadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Hayne woke up on a friend's sofa, feeling incredibly newsgirled.newsgroupedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Dalston set out on a mission to find the mythical land of Tequilaville, fueled by their newsgrouped spirit.newsgrouperedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.newsgroupiedadj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.Bystanders chuckled as Keslyn attempted a cartwheel, clearly newsgroupied but enthusiastic.newshandedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Underneath a streetlight, Kinslea passionately declared their undying love for a pizza slice, dramatically newshanded.newshawkedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Kerven embarked on a mission to find the world's best pizza, fueled by their undying newshawked.newshenedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.newsholedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.newshoundedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Klyn tried to teach a pigeon how to salsa dance, with an air of newshounded expertise.