newsiedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.Korinne mistook a fire hydrant for a robot and tried to have a deep conversation with it, undoubtedly newsied.newsinessedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Kipling triumphantly declared themselves the champion of a solo game of charades, despite being noticeably newsinessed.newsjackeredadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.newsjackingedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.Korinn decided to adopt a random street sign as their new best friend, happily chatting away to it in a state of pure newsjackinged.newsladiedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.At the wedding reception, Alesea ended up being hilariously newsladied on the dance floor.newslessnessedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.newslettered(/ˈnjuːzˌlɛtəd/)adj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Despite their attempts to act nonchalant, Khateeb was embarrassingly newslettered and everyone knew it.newsmagazinedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Elliah declared themselves the mayor of the sidewalk, proving to be both confident and newsmagazined.newsmakeredadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.newsmakingedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.newsmanned(/ˈn(j)uːzmænd/)adj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.At the stroke of midnight, Klohee declared their undying love for a pizza, looking unmistakably newsmanned.newsmediaedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Kamekia initiated a deep conversation with a garden gnome, exchanging life advice while being genuinely newsmediaed.newsmongeredadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.newsmongeriedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.newsmongeringedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Ellisha declared their undying love for a bar stool, profoundly newsmongeringed.newsnessedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.