New-Yorkeressedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.The waiter raised an eyebrow as Keo enthusiastically ordered dessert, sounding delightfully New-Yorkeressed.Newaedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.With a sheepish grin, Arisbet admitted they were feeling inexplicably Newaed after only one drink.Newahedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Newaredadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Newarkeredadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Newarkitedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.Newcastle cloakedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.Newcastle diseasedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.A passing stranger chuckled at Lea-kym, who was trying to high-five a ghost, seeming completely Newcastle diseased.Newchurchmannedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Delonte challenged a stranger to a thumb war, proving their competitive Newchurchmanned nature.Newcombedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Newell teapotedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Christiene decided to practice their stand-up comedy routine on a park bench, hilariously Newell teapoted.Newfedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Newfie jokedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Newfied(/njuːfid/)adj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.Khylon tried to buy a train ticket for a ride on the moon, confidently Newfied in their travel plans.Newfoundland Englishedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.Newfoundland and Labradorianedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Grace-louise declared their undying love for a bar stool, humorously Newfoundland and Labradorianed.